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H A L L O W E EN!!!

I have recovered from being old.

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HELP! ADORA??

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KEEPS ✨TELEPORTING✨ AROUND and 💩💩💩💩💩 stealing my phone and 03955555-----------090000hgiggling

Does she belong to anyone???? She is unbelievably cute???? 💩💩!!!!!!!!

Brown curls, big glasses, maybe four??

Happy Halloween/Samhain!

Don't forget to check out all of the activates going on across the city today, from Halloween parties to Samhain rituals. A few possibilities:

🎃 Silniara has a haunted corn maze. It's not actually haunted, the monsters are usually coven members and volunteers so please don't retaliate against any of the people who try and scare you.
🎃 Ankou is in their element today, expect block parties and a lot of spirits to talk to.
🎃 Geliara has a carnival going on at the school.
🎃 Salie has a themed baking classes going on throughout the day.


And a whole lot of other things. If you're invited to a covens Samhain ceremony tonight, please remember to be respectful of their traditions and practices.

Don't forget to light a jack-o-lantern to ward away the unwelcomed spirits (so I'm told).

Feel free to drop any other activities going on in the comments.

For anyone who's curious, I did not manage to convince Seren to change his costume. He is a pair of pants. And Enzo is a shirt.

So far today, I've gone to the ladies' room and wound up in some kind of Easter world for an hour, had my whole salad turn into a bag of salad-flavored candy corn, and I am pretty sure I am being haunted by the skinny vanilla latte I threw out earlier for having whole milk not skim in it.

Is this how Vallo celebrates Halloween? I kind of prefer the commercialized, historically inaccurate version of it back home?

I'm still finding plastic Easter basket grass all over me.

ADRIAN

Maybe [...] we need to institute some sort of buddy system for the rest of the day. What if one of us walks off into another world again?

WWW reminds its customers that any of the products that have come alive due to Vallo shenanigans are not covered by our money back guarantee, but we will help you battle them if you need us to. Just contact one of our wonderful, not at all competitive employees for help.

Happy birthday to our Employee of the Day, Wei Wuxian! Please know nepotism was at play and your brother is responsible for your rise to greatness. Please come claim your crown and sash at your earliest convenience, we have a whole ceremony Min's put together.

Anyone want a ghostface serial killer haunting you for a while? It can't harm you but forewarning, you can't shoot it. Enjoys invading the bathroom while you shower because who doesn't love a good jump scare on Samhain.

I miss the lawman skeleton that tried to arrest me for jaywalking. I still have his skull and lasso.

Hello, people of Vallo. My name is Verin Thelyss and I am looking for my brother, Essek. He is approximately as tall as my shoulders, floats, and his face usually looks like this



If you've seen him, let me know, please and thank you.

VALLO OF THE PAST. This is almost starting to become a tradition at this point.

Where's Katara? If I've got my timing right, I need to immediately gloat about being older once again.