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((ooc note: Abigail's been aged down to when her father was the shrike. It's an open post, I'm putting it under a cut as there may be mentions of abuse/brainwashing))

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADITH 🥰🥰🥰 Not sorry I kicked your ass last night, I AM sorry that my gift is back home, you can have it in about 30 years! Breakfast and Tylenol (did it help?? I'm used to you complaining about your back) will have to do for now. If anyone wants to join us for cake, we did NOT make it like we did the mountain of oddly shaped pancakes from this morning!! (They were made with love!)

Does anyone have any nightclub recommendations? I need more glowing and drinks, I crashed hard and didn't get nearly drunk enough after my devastating loss last night 😭😢 not tonight but I'm making it a point to go OUT before I end up in the future. I like 🤔 tech, bright lights, futuristic vibes, and loud music.

I don't get paid enough for this.

I'm not getting paid at all for this.

I need someone who isn't Tony Stark to tell me Tony Stark isn't the one who broke space and time. Preferably someone who isn't motivated to cover for him.

Well, we're reaching into the last few days of October, coming up to Halloween very quickly, which means celebrations all around.

With that, I'd like to remind people of my hair and makeup salon and my ability to do some super realistic effects that do require Grisha magic but are completely temporary if you so wish. I can do hair of any colors without requiring hair dye if you don't wish to go that way and any style you want. I even have my own little online portfolio.

Oh, and for those of you who are time-displaced, I'll make things a little easier for you at these parties and do it free of cost!