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Let's say a friend gave you a sword and it got broken in half, and you only got half the blade now. If you got someone to fix it, would it still be the same sword? Or should you just leave it broken? I've been staring at this thing for almost a year and it just

[Message to El]
Hey. Those Google searches yesterday, were you looking stuff up for me?

[Messages to Briar and Syd, identical but separate]

You got any thoughts about therapy, or talking to a shrink or whatever. It sounds fake like a load of bullshit kinda dumb to me, but I thought I'd get your opinions.

[TEXT MESSAGES TO WANDA MAXIMOFF-STRANGE]

» Hey you.
» Did you find what you were looking for there?
» I've got recs if you need them.

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It turns out that when you are a blood magic user and have what people have described as 'step on me energy' you...get to be involved in the blood magic coven. I turned the throne and the crown down. Mostly. So come to me for all of your Asetenarra needs, I am sure we can work something out. Ask Serefin, my diplomacy is very good.

Also in honor of Gideon Nav I want to restart the Queer Women With Sharp Weapons group. Maybe next Saturday afternoon? Here are some questions that were usually asked.

Q. What do you define as queer?
A. Whatever is in your heart is appropriate, no one defines you (and if they try to, let me know, will use that step on me energy and literally step on them)

Q. What do you define as a sharp weapon?
A. Traditionally this has been anything sharp that can be thrown or used to stab or slice or chop. But be creative! Why not.

Q. I've never used a sharp weapon but I am queer and am interested is that okay?
A. Of course. Someone will teach you, I am sure.

Q. Will there be drinks after?
A. In fact, there will.

Location? Snacks?

You are playing with fire, Al Montague.

BLUE

I just wanted to say: happy birthday, my friend.

JESTER

I am checking in. How are you feeling?

Leon, where the fuck are you?

[FREYA & KRATOS]

You know you're going to need a lot more than 50 thousand right?

[FRIENDS (excluding Freya & Kratos)]

So hypothetically if you suspect someone you care about is looking up how to hire assassins to kill your father, do you:
A) Ignore it
B) Get them couples therapy
C) Drink a lot
D) ???? Worry??

[ETA: LOKI ONLY]

I know it's been a rough month but I could use your help on something.

In light of the universe search history shaming us, I'm going to confess before it gets the chance to reveal my secrets.

I search words to make the search engine check my spelling. Because my spelling is shit. So if you see one with horrendous misspellings, I own it.

Try and search history shame me now.

Ásynja Meadery will be expanding, and we will be opening Ásynja Vineyards in the coming months. Stay tuned for more information and a grand opening celebration.

LOKI
Do you have any time soon where I could steal you for dinner?

FREYA
So feel free to tell me to go away if this is weird, but would you want to come to the meadery for a drink some time? On me.