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WOW! Bad timing to go completely off the grid for our six-month anniversary vacation, I guess. Or maybe the best timing.

Good job with the flan and the giant monster flan, everybody.

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*Catra, Cullen Rutherford, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Iris Amicitia, Leon Orcot, Lucifer Morningstar, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum & Vex'ahlia

Hi everyone!

So, as discussed, we're going to make team dinners a monthly tradition. Our first one was a big hit and I think we all had fun? And it's good for bonding outside of punching things. Ignis generously volunteered to host next month at the new house! I'm looking at about the same time as this month, which would put us on either Friday, the 8th or Saturday, the 9th. Ignis, let me know what works best, so we're not all intruding on you guys.

Edited to confirm: Dinner will be on Saturday, July 9th!

No "swag bags" this time, but if anyone needs any more of those squishy cats, let me know. I have a bunch stocked up at the office if you've already over-squeezed yours.

OH, ALSO! Cullen suggested we maybe come up with a team name or mascot, which I totally agree with after having a bunch of stuff customized with "Team C". If you have suggestions, drop them here and we'll pick something together.

What's the consensus on risks from eating the sneeze stuff?

I'm not asking for me, I'm asking for canines.

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( Summer Solstice Beach Party )

Maze is due to have her puppies in the middle/end of July. She's going to have five puppies and Thor is getting two because they're apparently Hell/Hel puppies. Maze wants to keep one.

So I'll have two to good homes in about November? Maybe October, depending on when they're born. But is anyone interested? Be warned that they are creatures of Hell/Hel, no clue how big they'll grow, and they need to run a lot, may need to feed on blood/souls. Animal blood is fine.

You know what's nice about already being dead? The fact that I don't gotta worry about being sick and sneezing up Cheeto finger covers or whatever the fuck people are sneezing up.

Gotta say this whole "never gonna get sick again" thing is pretty nice. Sucks to be the rest of you.

Now that the jello-monster siege has subsided, I suppose I ought to introduce myself. Enzo St. John, new arrival. Thrilled to be here, truly. Even with the barrage of angry creatures and magical mishaps.

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I have succumbed to the magical ailment and will be meditating in the jingshi until I am no longer disgusting.

I do not need anything. Thank you. Please go away.

Anyone around here know of any place hiring? I'm 18, about to start studying for my GED. Experince mostly in babysitting, logistics/supply coordination, and admin work at youth shelters and health clinics.