vallo

Do you see this adorableness? Kate Bishop's new power.

My new power? I know what animal you're thinking of.

Together? We profit. We'll be at the local park selling a bunch of things Kate makes with our shared useless skills. If you have children, you should totally bring them by. If you have the ability to magic together a little booth for us--Strange--then you should totally come down and help us too.

You know, the first couple days insummoned this rat, he was actually useful. You know, grabbing the remote for me when I didn't want to get off the couch, or hitting the light for me or whatever.

Now all he does is laze around all day demanding food. I don't even ha en to summon him, he just shows up and tries to make me hand over my burger.

How do I fire him? Can I get a refund??

Seems my days of attracting trouble have ended and I'm now attracting pastries instead. Like a magnet.

Just gonna apologize in advance if your donut decides to meander my way.

Ah--sorry to anyone that might have been following me around before I realized it, but I'm creating some kind of trail of, uh. Poison ivy? And stinging nettle, maybe? There also seemed to be an abundance of dandelions, but at least those aren't too much of a rash creator.

It only happens when I walk around on grass, so I guess I'll be sticking to the city today or just doing some leaps about. Or piggy backing

Anyway, sorry again. This is very new.

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I don't know what I did but I would like to undo it please.

Why didn't I get a cool power? I can't even do anything new. This is lame! I want something where I can just imagine food and I can have it cause then you could eat anywhere and who could stop you? Like movie theaters cause the popcorn's always expensive. Or sometimes when the opposite dance team gets in a fight and you wanna have something to eat cause they always take forever before they're done fighting and you're already hungry.

I was just made aware that I've been here a year already. So, cheers to that, Vallo.

I'm not sure if this is part of what's currently going on or not because I was already hearing butterflies earlier in the week. Thankfully that's over, but I woke up with wings. Long black ones that I'm not even sure how they tuck away and disappear but they do?

It would be really nice if there was some sort of half-celestial handbook laying around to explain any of this crap is all I'm saying.

If I get a halo I'm burning it. Those better not actually be a thing.