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So, um, is anyone missing a dog? Because I went for a walk early this morning and this gorgeous girl followed me home after I got rid of the thorns in her paws...

( F-list saver! )

I checked. No chips or tags. 👀

Putting out a call for anybody with a sword who wants to spar. I'm not going to say I'm lonely, but

I could also offer sword lessons, if anybody happens to want them. Nothing... formal, seeing as I'm hardly the type, but I wouldn't mind something other than patrols to occupy my days.

Hey friends,

D&D is this Friday at 7 because time is weird, right? But because it's April 1st and, heck, I like to throw things to the wind, we'll play Honey Heist.

Basically, everyone is a bear.

And the goal is to heist some damn honey.

There are six different types of bear you can be, but if you're really clever and can make an argument for a different type of bear (or bear-adjacent animal), I reward creativity. Same with the roles (muscle, brains, driver, hacker, thief, face) and basic descriptors. It's actually pretty simple--so if you've never played any TTRPGs, it's good to try! The rules are literally one sheet and you only have 2 stats: bear, or criminal. You can also have a special skill that is bear-themed, again, points for creativity. You roll when you want to use your bear skill or your criminal skill, but if you're successful it moves you one step closing towards becoming full bear or full criminal. Chaos ensues.

And, of course, it's a heist, so the bears need disguises. Hats, specifically.

The best bear pun name wins a prize because I'm weak.

Put your ideas below.

Hey, you want to know what sucks? Pregnancy growing pains. You know what I didn't have to deal with the first time? This bullshit, because I slept right through it. My hips fucking hurt, you guys. 😭 AMA

Does anyone here deal in power-based sparring that might be willing to train/work with someone on a more fundamental level? Energy blasts (if that's what they're called), telekinesis, force-fields, etc.?