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Broooooooooooooooooos I'm super hyped after watching Sir David Attenborough narrate a sea lion v. school of sardines battle, and when I get hyped it's time to create. I've thrown down a shit ton of tarps in the front of the Haus (sorry bros) and I'm looking for the following items for a piece.

--An empty soy sauce bottle (Kikoman only, preferably low sodium)
--Playing cards but ONLY 8 of Clubs, Queen of Diamonds, and 5 of hearts
--Jar of peanut butter. If I get chunky, then I need raspberry jam. Smooth = grape jelly.
--A toilet brush (clean, bros)
--A maneki-neko (beckoning cat, but often called lucky cats. Also, not all of them have the waving arm, wild, right?)
--Butterfly clips, preferably glitter.
--It might be too late for candy canes but I'm holding out hope
--5 limes
--marbles (cat's eye, blue dolphin, and steely)
--Does anyone remember Pogs? like, a shit ton of Pogs. Slammers included.
--A fitted sheet but, and I cannot stress this enough, in cool tones only.
--a monocle
--Pringles cans (sour cream and onion only)

I think that's all for now. Thanks bros, this is going to be fucking legit when it's done.

It's nearly that time of year again! Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for all of your pranking needs! Got specials on our final stock of weed based products and B1G1 on our Muggle Magic Tricks.

Also looking for part time help, if anyone needs a job.

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Keep your Friday evenings free, I'm having a little party for Fred and I at the Burrow. Best present gets you a dinner that isn't going to turn you into a canary. :P