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I decided I would read some nonfiction, do some learning, you know? But because this is Vallo, I am not sure if this book is put on wrong shelf in library, or if books just fall in from very weird worlds sometimes.

Title: The Mad Scientific Method
Author: Franz Beetle, Tyrant of Beetleburg
Publisher: Paris Institute of the Extraordinary Press

The chapters are:
1. Introduction
2. Experience a Spark of Genius
3. Demand Answers from the Universe
4. Maniacal Cackling
5. Violate Laws of God and Man
6. Escape Angry Mob
7. Show Them! Show Them All!
8. Bibliography

I guess "Show them All!" is one way to say "share results with scientific community," but I'm not sure it is good way to do that.

So what do we think? Misplaced humor, or somewhere there is world where mad science is standardized and we got their book?

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Okay. So like its not mine. But I found something out in the forest that is giving off seriously bad juju.

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Does it mean anything to anyone?

fucking stupid thing I am certain Nandor has already contracted 10 different curses on this electronic device and WHERE WILL WE GET THE EMAILS FROM

HELLO yes, I am called Nadja! I am a HUMAN WOMAN of a certain HUMAN age who has experienced HUMAN WOMAN things like Sex and the City (should be called Not Enough Sex Too Much City am I right?), talking to BOSS BABE HUNS (tic and tac and taco symbol livingmywhy), and dealing with societal pressures of being the perfect wife, mother, sister, daughter, and friend all in one while working on the hustle and grind (misleading) but not too much working so that the cookies can be baking for a bake sale tomorrow all while earning 82 cents to the dollar!

I have been pretending so well to be a human and it is EXHAUSTING why would anyone be this???????????

HELLO yes, I am looking for my FELLOW HUMANS Laszlo (perhaps you know him as Jackie Daytona, a bartender from Pennsylvania) and Nandor The Relentless.





Also yes alright or our familiar bodyguard Gizmo Buillermo. OH AND THE DOCUMENTARY CREW please tell me they have made it!!!!

I'd like to thank everyone who helped me find a place of employment; the pantry situation was getting dire. I'm delighted to report that I'll be working at the jauntily-named "Chastity's Nook". My previous position was in privateering, yes, but customer service isn't so different, since it requires similar tactical skills and reflexes. I'm certain it'll be a learning experience for us all. I'm currently familiarizing myself with the various wares of the shoppe - and may I just say, that I believe my first coin will be going to a particularly racy series about a buxom witch and her adventures with-- let's go with foreign relations.

In less jovial confessions, I thought I might clarify a point of confusion: I'd been awfully cute when I said I was unavailable for employment in the evenings, and while that's true, I'm also unavailable for anything else. I've a pesky issue - a curse, specifically - that I was addressing back home when I arrived here. It's more under my control than it has been but it's still not ideal, because it ruins my beautiful good looks temporarily, and it's unsafe. Sara Lance has been very good to me and has been allowing me access to S.T.A.R. Labs in the evenings for security, but now that I've been here for a solid month with no whisper of going home, keeping the secret seemed as dangerous as it was self-serving.

Just, don't tell my kingdom, would you? They'd be upset.