vallo

[ NATASHA ]

It's not my go-to idea for bonding, but how would you like to go kill some monsters/have a partner if you already are?

[ TONY & TORUNN ]

I'd like to feel useful, so I'm going to lend a (gauntleted) hand to blasted monster heads.

[ VEX ]

I just wanted to thank you again for the taste testing in addition to what I bought.

[JONATHAN SIMS]

I feel a bit stupid asking this, but [...] are you able to eat food food anymore? If so, I think I'm going to get some soup for lunch if you'd like anything.

Well. Alright.

Thank you, Sabrina, for finding me in the forest and taking me to the Dead-On-Arrival DOA. I encountered a very gruesome creature near where I first showed up but it's an ice sculpture now. I doubt it will be moving anytime soon. Not the most figuratively moving or aesthetically appealing work of art I've ever done, but needs must and everything.

My name is Elsa. I come from a place called Arendelle, or as of more recent times, the Enchanted Forest. It's strange slightly terrifying? nice to meet everyone. None of this has sunk in yet--

I managed to get one of the sheep led back where it belongs. There were two more I spotted about three miles east of Skyhold's outer wall, but I wasn't able to catch them. For sheep, they're wily, and not nearly so interested in apple slices as I generally expect a sheep to be. If you're in the area, see if you can do better than I did.

I also learned that those undead creatures are shockingly strong. Leather armor is good for keeping a bite from breaking the skin, but one of the bloody things still brought its jaw down hard enough to break my arm. Nothing a healer couldn't fix, but I cannot recommend it it as an activity for fun.

» Castle Grayskull's here.
» I can feel it.

Ummm. The number of these things absolutely increased out of no where, right? I'm not imagining that? Cos I may need more help, which by that I mean I definitely need more help.

[ADDED LATER]

If there's anyone else who can come help, that'd be great. We do have some injuries here, including Cobb, Morgan, and myself.

Backup is required at Soups Soups Soups, [ address ].

The resturant was attacked by the monsters, and the front of the buidling has collapsed. The back exit is blocked off. We counted a dozen of those things before we lost sight. The few that made it into the building have been handled.

A medic is also required, there are a number of injuries.

[FILTERED TO GANGSEY & FRIENDS]

We're fineish. Getting that out of the way now. Gansey and I need a ride. And maybe a tow truck. And hitting them with your car works, but probably not the best option if you don't want considerable damage to said car.

There's a community about two miles west of the Crossed Quills that could use some medical help. They have a local healer, but there's more injured than she and her student can deal with on their own. We were able to take out the things, but we weren't quite fast enough to prevent all injures. If anyone noticed a distrubance in time, no you didn't.

[pretend this is being posted around 8PMish, making this a reality~]

FRIENDS

Uhh Hey! So. Um There are a bunch of kids from school that seem to be stuck out in the forest and are surrounded by whatever those terrifying things are. They posted about it on TikTok and seem really freaked out, so I scryed on them and know where they are and am going to go and try to help, but I think that it probably wouldn't be the smartest to go alone? I know that a lot of my friends here have abilities to help with something like this so--want to come with?

It's really not terribly far from the village that Crossed Quills is in, if you want to meet there... very soon? ASAP? Etc?

SENDING TO CALEB

It's Adaine. I'm sending just in case to make sure you see what I wrote on the network because I thought you'd want to know

SENDING TO CALEB #2

Twenty-five words goes really fast. I thought you'd want to know if I was doing something dangerous. [...] This is still Adaine.

Good news, everyone! I have both learned how and how not to attack the 'Creepy Fuckers' if you accidentally run into one and have literally no idea what you're doing. Also, the name is very spot on. They are, in fact, very creepy.

Step One. Try to take a swing at the head with an axe.
Step Two. Almost hit, but end up lodging half of the axe in a tree, instead.
Step Three. Scream for help because you are seriously out of your depth here.
Step Four. Panic and find out you can actually cast Levitate in Vallo.
Step Five. Accidentally levitate said 'Creepy Fucker' into the mishandled axe, but pretend it was totally on purpose.

Vallo initiation complete, I think?

ADORA, CATRA, SCORPIA
Before you get mad, Adora, I was minding my own business when it happened, I swear. I didn't go looking for them! I'm totally fine and probably need lessons in how to wield this axe because it turns out that it's very different than swinging my staff.

Completely unrelated to anything mentioned above, are you available for some light healing? Asking for a friend.

[ Filtered to Untamed Crew + Friends ]

Someone gave Lan Xichen the equivalent of chewable children's aspirin and now he's being weird - I think it's an edict of the Lan clan to have not a shred of tolerance for anything. I'd appreciate it if one of you could come collect him from the clinic before he tells me about the rabbits again.

WHO: Lan Xichen and William Laurence
WHAT: Laurence rides LXC's sword A flight, and then LXC lays out most of the list of Jin Guangyao's crimes and why he feels responsible
WHEN: Tuesday, 18 Jan
WHERE: In the air above the forest, then the Hanshi at Cloud Recesses
WARNINGS: References to murder, child murder, and incest

( So you can understand now why my family eyes anyone I take an interest in with suspicion. )