vallo

The next person who tries to throw me into a magical forest, toss me into some unnaturally smooth building like a sack of grain, or explain things to me is getting stabbed. And for the record, I am not happy about this network business, either, I'm only using it because I need to look for people and I haven't any other choice:

Egwene Al'Vere
Rand Al'Thor
Mat Cauthon
Perrin Aybara

If any of the four of you are here, you'd better answer me straightaway. Do not make me come to find you, you will not like the results.

Okay, guys! We have one of our first dance competitions for the year coming up and there's gonna be some dope competition, but we'll still beat them cause we're obviously the best. You guys should come see us!

Hello.

This is a notification to alert everyone that I've officially started a war against Vaxaldan no, shit that's not right.

Vaxoldon?
Isn't there a comma or something in it Vax,il no that looks fucking stupid
Vax* no also dumb
does he have a last name?? Or hasn't had a last name this whole time and I haven't fucking noticed
is it too late to ask someone? Probably
I could google it but that's fucking weird
Stick with what I know

( Shots fired )

He says this is me.

I need everyone to pick sides, now.

IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION: in the war, not if this looks like me.

Anyway, 5 years of new memores is fun.

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