8:55 AM
In 'my life continues to be fucking weird as shit' news, either I'm a paranoid asshole (no comments from the goddamn peanut gallery) or this owl followed me on my run. Swore at it a bunch. I think it liked that. And it's clearly a judgmental owl, so, I feel this in my black heart. Or some magic person might be trapped as an owl, I don't know, in which case, good luck.
Also, Fight Club is Saturday. No complaining.
My marketing skills are damn impressive.
Also, Fight Club is Saturday. No complaining.
My marketing skills are damn impressive.