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Early this morning while I was enjoying a morning stroll through our sinister wood, I came across a giant, fuck-off castle. Now, I know that giant, fuck-off castles are indeed the norm around here, but I can't pretend to have seen this one before. It's... hmmm. How to put it gently? If you were to purchase this castle at a charity shop, its condition would be "Used: Good".

I didn't feel any particular malevolent energies coming from it, and none of the animals appear spooked, so I don't believe we're in for anything tiresome.

Anyone have any idea? I'll be happy to take you to it, provided that I make it back in time for my shift at 9:00am and you don't mind my practising my lines on you. (Simon makes an excellent backup to Tina's Morticia, if anyone who is wondering.)

What the actual fuck, Vallo. August? What the hell happened to March through July?

Alright, dumb dumbs, who's still kicking around and buying me a drink? Or several.

Did you know that the Olympic reward money is able to buy quite a lot of materials for spell transcribing?

Many thanks to Uncommon Goods for putting up with me this morning, and congratulations to everyone who competed this weekend. I am very tired and sore and socialized out. And perhaps a little hungover.

[CHASTITY'S NOOK]

Ja, hello. We have a uh- a generous benefactor that has donated money to the shop. A lot of money.

I had an idea and I wished to talk to all of you about it in case it is terrible and you are all free to tell me it is. But perhaps purchasing the shop space next to us and expanding the storefront to cater to children's books? It would have to be separate of course, so that children are not constantly asking what that dick on the wall is, but I think it is possible to make it into two different shops? Perhaps?

I just know I would like to do something that enables young readers and I know as we have it right now, that is not very possible.

Hey, how do you get a unicorn to stop following you? Cause Lance and I have this guy following us around and it's making patrol a little difficult.

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