vallo

Full offense, but if Vallo is planning any more dramatics that involve a) noise, b) mess involving anything's insides becoming outsides or c) giant bugs in the near future, I require it delivered to me in writing no less than three months prior to said noisy giant mess with giant bugs with full veto power, please and thank you.

I have an ongoing headache and I'm starting to hear cicadas in my dreams. I'm just a city boy (born and raised in SOUTH DETROIT), you can't do this to me.

[Filtered to Zuko]

I believe I have everything I require to enchant your swords and complete our trade.

When would you like to meet?

Despite the bugs and gremlins and every other god-awful thing to happen in the last few months, our house is just about done. The inspector fella is coming by tomorrow and then that's that. Got keys. Syd and I are goddamn homeowners.

Used to figure I'd be living in the backs of trains most of my life. Abandoned mines, hole in the wall apartments. Maybe the occasional "borrowed" mansion some foreign prince doesn't use 11 1/2 months out of the year. Had to be careful though. Someone eventually comes looking.

It's nice not to worry about all that. Just wish Even put a little shooting range in the basement.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]

Anyway, we're having a little housewarming next Saturday afternoon. Just a lowkey bbq. Wear something you don't mind getting some paint on? Syd wants everybody to graffiti this one wall and I ain't got no reason to argue.

Genji, it's up to you if Hanzo gets an invite to this thing.

Um. Hi. I’ve realized that my initial post here wasn’t particularly inviting, and I thought it might be a good idea to try it again.

I’m David Rose. Some of you apparently know me. A lot of you know my sister, Alexis. I no longer totally believe that you’re a cult.

So you can consider this my official introduction.

[DOA Members]
I apologize for insisting that you were all actors. I’m also not a vampire despite what I may have put on my registration form. I obviously didn’t believe that the form was serious when I filled it out. I’m also not 26, but-

[Rose Apothecary Staff & Associates]
I literally know nothing about any of you except for the fact that someone makes pies. Please, introduce yourselves. I plan to visit my store soon and I would like to know who and what to expect.

[Alexis]
Was that completely horrific? I am not used to dealing with this many people so… positively.

[Cleo]
I seriously do still want to know more about that blackmarket fish salesman. I keep thinking about it.