vallo

April Fool's comes once a year. Yes?

Whoever I offended, I apologize and I'll make it up to you if you quit turning my coffee into mud water.

It's Gladio's birthday so we're taking him camping for the weekend. If you could give us two days before anything violently stupid happens, that would be great? Thanks.

[FILTERED TO GLADIO & IGNIS]

I got all the gear together and Ignis has the food covered. But if you want to check what I packed, I don't blame you. I'm leaving Bass with Wei Wuxian but I packed stuff for Henruit? He's practically you in dog form so I figured we were taking him.

Diego says that finding the entire wine cellar from Grazyk is no reason to stop in the middle of our training, but he did not accidentally stumble upon it when taking a water break nor does he understand that the sheer size alone would be enough to stop any person. He also is on the mend, and truly the break was for his benefit not mine. Now, for those of you I owed a drink, can it be a Tranavian red?

FILTERED TO JACOB & EVIE

Have you been doing some remodeling under the Underground? And I am not speaking about the sudden appearance of my wine cellar, though you are both welcome to take from as payment for unintentionally housing it under your establishment.

[Strange]

My magic is still fucking up.

You got a place I can work on that inside the Sanctum? Where I won't blow something up?

Anyone know the going rate around here for hiring help keeping up a farm? No animals on it. Mostly different crops that need to be kept up with. And while I can shuck corn that's about all I remember to do with it.

WHO: 21+ Vallo + Anyone Sneaking In
WHERE: Vallo Forest: Physical Kids' Cottage
WHEN: April 3rd, 2021 | 7 PM (Forwarddated)
WHAT: Breaking in the arrival of the cottage with a party.
WARNINGS: Drinking and drugs, probably.
STATUS: IC/OOC

( 'Physical Kids. Telekinesis; move shit, lift shit. Most can fly. Also, magnificent partiers. Do not come by our house if you have anything to do the next morning.' )