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DID I FORGOT YOURS? THIS IS THE LAST DAY SO IF IT HASN'T BEEN POSTED PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I'LL GET SOMETHING UP!

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This is the first toy Henruit hasn't destroyed in three days flat.

Whoever was looking for cool sword poses, hit me up and I'll help you out.

noct.
Any fishing spot is romantic, fyi - long as you're there.

Vaguely concerned as to what including "fuck you vax" in a search might have brought up on the internet.

I wonder.. Would asking google "what is google" make it implode or did it actually give an answer?

Filter: Wanda Maximoff

So you're the only other person I know with full confidence who knows how to cook a few good European dishes, and was wondering if you'd be a willing taste-tester for a guy who is kinda hopeless with those things.

I mean, I make a pretty good burger, but baklava? Ehh.

Any thoughts on to how much longer we might all have to live in constant paranoia of our internet habits being tossed out for all to see?

steve.
For your collection.

wanda.
I'm sorry, Wanda. That shouldn't have been put out there like that.

I'm not going to bother you in person because I'm at the clinic anyway. Just stepped out for a second after the guy that came in with bok choy up his ass and then the kid that exorcist vomited all over the walls.

I don't claim to be great at this but I wanted you to know that I'm here to - help you. With other things besides your magic. Even if that's going to the Mirror Dimension so you can let out a primal scream. Or planning a funeral. Anything.

I'm not even going to bother trying with a filter. Ella, east beach. Atlantis checkpoint. They can turn you into a mermaid for as long as you like. Tail color tends to be kind of tied to personality so it's not predictable. But it works. You can visit the city down there too while you're at it.

Goes for you new people too, Atlantis exists - check it out sometime. Tell em Arthur sent you.

On the list of things that could have be revealed from my searches, I'm glad not understanding normal teenage things is the only one that came out.

Hey, Solnyshko, how many tentacles are you searching before you have to say "tentacles but don't make it weird"? Also, please be setting thirst trap soon!

Zimmboni, locker rooms are disgusting. You know this! How can you think sexy thoughts about locker room, knowing how locker room is smelling? I am shaking head.

Harry Potter, everybody is liking you. You are best! Do not let Snapes get you down. I hope you find many good chicken wings!

Gideon, are you getting more tits or better tits by using capital letters?

Dex, best poetry is by Pushkin. Well, is good in Russian. idk if is good in English.

Ciri, can you actually be deleting search history? I know you have big powers, but I did not think they were computer powers.

Person who is making dampfnudel, say hello! I want to make friends with people who are making dampfnudel! Is very good dessert! Also tell us if you find cat sweaters, that is very funny! I want to put cat sweater on cat.

[TEXT MESSAGE TO MANAGEMENT*]

» tamquam

[ooc: *This is Adam Parrish's name in Ronan's phone. This text is a test and it DOES go to Adam.]

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FAILED FILTER TO THOR & LOKI.
Do either of the two of you want to ask me something?