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[ Private to Dad James Potter ]

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uh Hi. I don't know how much Remus and Sirius told you?

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these entries will be tagged w/ ~plot: search history to find easily when it inevitably gets buried :)

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Um This is Hello, my name is Adaine Abernant. I'm newly arrived here and am very grateful for the answers to my likely far too many questions, however there is one thing that I overlooked: could someone tell me where I might be able to purchase a hopefully reasonably priced brass brazier? I arrived with my spellbook, but my focus is apparently still back in Elmville so I will need to rely on components, which I've never had to do before, and while I can easily get the charcoal and incense, the brazier is a bit more complicated and I really am unsure where anything is in this city and the buildings here are so tall, which I suppose I'm not entirely unused to, but they're very different than the suburbs, aren't they? And I'm clearly freaking out, breathe Adaine

Anyway, if anyone could point me in a direction -- that would be most helpful.

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Fuck a god damn duck. POOP IS WEIRD, OKAY? DON'T JUDGE ME.

[ooc: please feel free to have any failures of communication happen!]

I don't even know what's going on but I hope the technology gods continue to post embarrassing search histories so we can read those instead of the network posts that occur on the regular.

Anyway, the Vorerra coven here needs some help. I thought that the best way to 'build bridges' (or whatever the hell everyone keeps talking about when it comes to the covens) with those assholes was for an asshole of the same level to work with them. That's where I come in. And you, since you're my assistant.

If you're interested in helping them together, we can do a quick lesson on projecting to the astral dimension and talk about what needs to be done.

WHO: Harry Potter & George Weasley
WHERE: Vallo: Morningside Apartments
WHEN: March 6th, 2021 (Backdated)
WHAT: Harry needs a minute to collect himself, George offers up his place.
WARNINGS: Talk of Death
STATUS: Complete

( 'I feel like bashing my head against a brick wall to kill a few brain cells.' )

UH.

Anyone else have their phone freak out and send a bunch of search histories to their device?

[FAILED] FILTER TO GANGSEY.

What is happening? Anyone make any hacker enemies recently?

*ooc note: bold strikeouts are failed strikeouts on this post!

[Failed Fandral/Thor]

[OOC: Pretend this is a video with no sound.]

[ FAILED FILTER TO JACOB STONE ]
Wasn't me. I took the Clippings Book app offline until things are back to normal, so whatever is corrupting the network doesn't get into that system.

Did you see that Lamia's twin showed up? Her face is such a typcast. A hot, evil typecast.

[ FAILED FILTER TO JASON MENDOZA & ELEANOR SHELLSTROP ]
I got your results. I don't trust the network right now, so want to meet up at Stupid Nick's?

Some clarifying points:

• This is not my fault.
• Assume nothing technological works, from filters to BCCs to contact groups.
• Could something work? Fuck if I know.
• Now is not the time to share secrets or sexts, or secret sexts. These appear to be going to all residents, including minors. Please, think of the children, I write non-ironically.
• Yelling at me will not fix the problem.
• The problem is magic, which is not my scene. I am not capable of fixing this problem.
• Don't yell at the magic-people either. A small but not-insignificant portion of them are cool.
• I stand by every goddamn thing I searched for.

WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO WOLVERINE IS? What? I mean, I guess if you're super old and never read things, I guess. Or maybe you're from a weird world without Wolverine, WHICH IS STUPID. Worlds need to get it together. WOLVERINE!

Diego, Isabella? What is an MMF video? Is that like fighting? I thought it was MMA?

Until further notice, please visit WWW in person or send an owl with your orders. Or cats. Whatever other methods you may have. I don't fancy having all your credit card information out there for anyone to see.

Also, green pygmy puffs are available for purchase with St. Patrick's Day coming up. Get them while you can! Must pass a basic human decency questionnaire to adopt one.

Good afternoon,

I've come to understand that this is the best way to communicate with others here. Though given some of the confusion I've seen thus far, I'm not quite convinced that a quill and ink still isn't the superior option.


My name is Simon Basset, and I'm a new arrival here.

Any chances this was a one time fluke or do I have to worry about scandalizing my sister?

VEX

I was going to offer to be your wing man (complete with a pun about having wings), but I don't know if that's weird or not, so instead I'm just going to say that I think it is good you're considering to put yourself out there, since there seemed to be some indecision, and also we should definitely get Velora a child-sized bow.

[ooc - vax's filter to vex works, but feel free to have stuff fail in the entry if you want]

MARCH 9, LATE NIGHT

JACOB FRYE + SEREFIN MELESKI
“Most of the ways we’ve been trained to get people down a ladder are decidedly unsexy, I should warn you.”

LOCATION: A PRACTICE FIRE RESCUE SITE
WARNINGS: None, just some love confessions and ridiculousness

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Wei Wuxian.
Do you have a moment? I wanted to ask you some questions regarding your abilities, if you're okay with that.