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I PUNCHED ALL THE BUGS AND IT WAS BOTH GROSS AND AWESOME! I wanted to shout about it before, but then we were punching too much. Well, I was. Rufus was not as amused. He got slimed by bug guts. It was kind of sad...but like...wow. There was a unicorn that TOTALLY skewered a bug!

I hope the next thing is Pokemon...but not for punching. For being BEST FRIENDS FOREVER with! That would be super awesome instead of bugs. Unless they are BUG POKEMON! And I get to hug and cuddle them. Who else is with me?

Pokemon! Pokemon! Pokemon!

Are things always this interesting around here?

FILTERED TO SIRI:

There is something I'd like to discuss with you if you have a moment.

FILTERED TO LEONARDO:

I heard you have a school for young children?

So between the feasting, the lights, the glow of goodwill, the music, and the gift-giving, I think my favorite part of celebrating the winter holidays you lot have back home is the ritual murder of all the giant bugs. That just really took things over the top for me, personally. What a lovely start to the new year! I got to slaughter so many things, and now I understand the true meaning of Christmas. What a bitchin' two-fer.

[ Filtered to Vanya Hargreeves ]

One Jack Bittle-Zimmerman was pontificating about the hazards and heralds of what is termed "hockey butt" the other day and upon doing my research it apparently translates to a gradual build-up of the glute meat due to hockeying madly across the ice, as we are wont to do. I'm currently flat as a pancake but that is sure to change. Thoughts? Feelings? I'm just trying to gauge your impression of hockey butt, given my likelihood of developing this affliction, because I'm overly concerned with your opinion of dat/my ass. (I want you to know that I waited like TEN DAYS to ask you this; I think that shows a remarkable restraint in our blossoming relationship).

[ FILTERED TO TINA COHEN-CHANG, THALIA GRACE, JAMES ROGERS, & TORUNN THORSDÓTTIR ]
Hey, come over for breakfast this morning. Pancake/waffle bar and mimosas. I got some updates for you all.

[ooc; When they get to bucky's and nyx's house, they'll find pancakes and waffles shaped out to say JAN 30TH.]

So now that it's been a couple days and we might have mostly recovered, I was thinking about going to offer what help I could to the farmers to help them fix things around the farms that were damaged by all of the bugs. If anyone else wants to come, just let me know.

I'm being told I should show off my new 'ride'. Is that the right term? I bought a motorcycle and fixed it up a little. It still doesn't hover, but I blame that on lack of the right supplies.

( Fake cut for the picture fun )

Anyway, it's no ship, but it gets me around.

Usually, I'm given a bit more time before my assignment changes and not simply whisked away without warning to parts unknown. Not to mention it's become very clear this wasn't even a new assignment, so there's certainly that to deal with as well.

The person I spoke with at the DOA certainly had a fair few questions, not all of which were answerable, though I suppose it was likewise with my questions.