vallo

I thought people were bullshitting when they said things from home just show up here, but apparently it's for real. The armory fairy was kind to me today.

[ FILTERED TO NEXT AVENGERS ]
You guys can have your weapons back. My cache showed up in my hallway closet and I have what I need now. Thanks for having my back though.

[ FILTERED TO CAROLINE FORBES ]
So do you have superpowers or something?

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When your dog matches the packaging.


Reminder for all students classes are back in session tomorrow. We'll have donuts on hand to make the end of summer sting maybe just a little bit less.

Delivery to Atreus at the Sanctuary. There's no note because she's ridiculous.

"This place should have step stools or something." says the maybe 12 year old who handed me the vodka sauce I couldn't reach on the top shelf of the grocery store.

If I could make a request and put it out in the universe to potentially happen, I would not be upset if the magic that brings things to us decided to deposit the contents of the Marble Tomes Conservatory somewhere accessible.

CALEB

Unrelated to my apparent need for very text in Rosohna, I found a dessert that is very interesting today. There are layers of cake and this very creamy sort of custard, but also the cake is soaked in coffee, so it isn't quite so sweet that I can't eat it and also tastes of coffee. Alcohol was somehow involved as well. I will bring you a piece, if any of that interests you.

Please note that the dessert might be offered as way of bribery, because I was also hoping that you might help me with something in relation to my brother.

sent to all phones minus those who opted out:
• Dick Grayson
• Grog Strongjaw
• Lin Beifong


NOTE: There is currently one open player slot.

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oh

» Oh, Donna.
» I'm so sorry.

Yeah, that's fucked.

EXANDRIANS

I don't care if there's notifications that go out, check in.

He wasn't on the network much, for anyone that knew him, Dick Grayson has been sent home.

If anyone needs me, I'm going to be getting drunk as shit. Vallo seems determined to fuck me lately.