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Sooooooooo my straightener shorted out, I tripped and actually walked into a door, I broke my bra clasp, I accidentally poured bleach into my laundry instead of liquid detergent and I am not touching my camera until whatever this is stops.

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[MESSAGE TO FRIENDS*]
Story time: Last night (ish, it was late so probably already today) I got drunk and in a fit of let's call it something less pathetic than despair decided to go have a talk with the Waypoints about please letting me go home because hey I'm out of ideas so might as well try polite begging. It didn't work, plus I fell into one, ended up fuck knows where and haven't been able to make my way back because today everything that can go wrong DOES.

Also I eventually fell asleep in a bush. Don't do it, animals piss in bushes.

So uh yeah. I'm mostly intact (my staff is broken though) but... expect me whenever.

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* Assume at will, if you think they're friends they probably are.

Magic is a relatively new territory for me, but is it pretty normal for leprechauns to show up in your yard and dump a pot of gold at your feet? Cause I don't remember that ever being apart of the lore.

Then some birds started tending to my goats, getting their feed and water out, getting their pen area cleared out. Oh, and there's an unicorn following me. Thought they only liked virgins. That's new too.

Can I get a magical consult here? Cause I'm starting to feel like a Disney princess.

There's only so much questionable hand stuff I can do with the centaur who has been bankrolling this fun little reality hopping adventure for me and mine, before he starts asking for more.

SO. Anyone got the dirt on Geliara? I have an interview there this week to become gainfully employed and I'd love to know if this is going to turn into some Hansel and Gretel bullshit or not.

FYI, they definitely cannibalized me if no one hears from me after this week and I should be avenged.

Who: Hawke & Anders
Where: The Beach
When: March 16th
What: An Actual Date
Status: Complete
Warnings: N/A

( Hell, in retrospect, this being Hawke, he should have left a map )

Who: Diego and Isabela
What: A coincidence/random encounter/social engagement/errand. At best.
Where: The Star of Bucks!
When: 3.16.
Status: Log, complete, hooray!
Warnings: Language. As can be expected.

( What a surprise, people are dicks everywhere. )