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Alright, well, I was told I could use this here crystal thing to pop on over to Morningside and get myself a room, but it looks like I'm out in the woods somewhere. Is this a new fella practical joke? Or a test? Reyes would throw me out in the woods and tell me to find my way back.

Anyway, the name's Jesse McCree if you ain't got nothing to do with this. And if you do have something to do with this, well, the name's still Jesse McCree but I reckon you should apologize before you use it.

Another day, another runaway dimension.

This isn’t my first ballroom and I can pose like a motherfucker, so let’s cut to the chase.

Are there velociraptors? Sentiment buildings with murderous intent? Is this world relatively stable or could next week turn into Christmasland with small cannibalistic elves? How often does magic go out or get fucked with? Is there coconut oil? Alcohol beyond warm ale? I have limited experience trying to reinvent champagne.

What else am I missing, Bambi?

Two things: One, the waypoint to the Starbucks by the post office is taking me the forest instead. Which was disappointing because I really wanted an overpriced latte.

Two, my farm is here. Found it in the forest when I was trying to get back to the city. That shit just happen around here?

I really wasn't expecting to see him anytime soon but Salem found me while I was getting my mocha. Which is great because its really weird not having your familiar around.

And now for the important question: who wants to go exploring in the woods tonight?

Has anyone found a place for really good Chinese food here? I need to go eat my weight.