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Hey friends! I thought I would start today with some adorable things! The sleepy cows are awake! And I took them out for a photoshoot because they're SO CUTE. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd then they decided it was time for hide and seek, which, holy Oops All Berries and Star Crunch I nearly lost my MIND.

( Here there be a lot of photos )

Aren't they the ABSOLUTE BEST??? Then we sat in the fields for awhile, because being a formerly sleepy cow is hard work.

ALSO I was hoping someone might adopt Noah and me for the weekend?? Gansey and Blue and Henry are camping :))))))))))))))))))))) and Ronan and Adam are hanging out at the Barns :)))))))))))))))))). I come with lots of things! They include:

1. Snacks
1a. gummy snacks
1b. pizza based snacks
1c. snack cake snacks
1d. crunchy snacks
1e. chocolate snacks

2. Games
2a. board games
2b. card games
2c. games we make up on the spot

3. Amazing Jokes.

4. Hackey Sack (you might have thought this would be under games, but it is instead my hidden talent)

5. Sports of all kinds
5a. stick/racket based sports (lacrosse, tennis, golf, field hockey, ping pong, badminton, soon to be ice hockey MAYBE???)
5b. balls (football, basketball, bowling, DODGEBALL, water polo, PAINTBALL, wiffle ball, cricket, handball, squash, bocce, volleyball, rugby)
5c. other sports (wrestling, track and field, other sports that I don't know about but will learn VERY quickly)

6. Lots of time learning great things about each other, my eternal thanks, lots of hugs if consent is given, or in lieu of hugs, a fantastic handshake we agree upon and choreograph.

Okay thanks!!!! :)))))))))))))))))

WHO: Dorian & Atreus
WHAT: Shapeshifting lessons! Kitties! A fox!
WHERE: A clearing, near Skyhold
WHEN: Today
WARNINGS: Dorian loses his pants but you know, shit happens
STATUS: Complete

( We’ll go explore and get you used to running on four legs. )

Right. It has been a while since we I did one of these, and there have been several new arrivals, so: hello. This is Anders, nominal coordinator of magical research etcetera. If you have questions about how Vallo works then I might have answers, and if not, I can probably point you at either whoever is working on finding them or the funds and resources available to do so yourself.


[Sabrina]
Thank you, again. The end result might not have been what we were looking for, but that you were willing to try means a lot.

[Dorian & Isabela]
Can I count on you two to manage the Emporium for the next few days?

It's hard naming a business. You want to sound professional but not stuffy and you want to be taken seriously while being able to be yourself.

So far I've got Smoak Securities, Smoak and Johnson Securities, something with my old codename (Overwatch, which I think might sound more big brotherly than I'd like).

So, I'm taking suggestions on names.

ALSO, I'm looking for a long term babysitter for my daughter.