Okay, seriously, where the
fuck is Mike? Bev and I have been here almost a YEAR. It's been months since the rest of you assholes showed up, and none of us have gotten yanked out yet. (Yes, I knocked on wood.) I don't think it's Vallo magic being random. Not with other people's groups still coming in fine. He's either in trouble or
[...] fuck, I don't even want to go through any of my theories. It doesn't matter.
I vote we do another blood oath or something. I'm not okay with Mike still being left behind. Thoughts?
Bill?