vallo

It seems I'm the only one in this house stuck in a rather annoying time traveling pickle. Anyone else find themselves stuck out of time and place?


Besides our normal brand of time traveling crazy, I mean. I'd like to make a spreadsheet of everyone who woke up in bed this morning not expecting to be in this time and place. If you're a waypoint arrival and approached by a patrol immediately, that's considered the... More normal approach to Vallo. As odd as that sounds.

FILTERED ➢ CHOCOBROS

Hey, where are you guys? Iggy and I just got back and we picked up breakfast.

I’ve decided it’s time for a new tattoo.

Need to cover up this horrendous thing somehow

Anyone here have experience doing those?

Well, in the words of John Mulaney, this might as well happen.

I need coffee.

Hey kidnappers. Can one of you lend me a few bucks to get some breakfast?

HAWTHORNES

So uh. It kind of looks like something weird is going on? Are you guys all okay? Still you?

Things seem to have gotten a little... weird here. It looks like quite a few instances of time displacement.

So, anyone experiencing that? Are we all the same age?

[Use your best judgement. Though, technically, Ray will consider you a friend if you even talked to him once]

i cant find my bear

am i being sent back i dont wanna go

BLUE + GANSEY + HENRY

He’d just reached for his glasses when another pillow hit him.

WHAT: The trio wake up to a surprise
WHERE: Their room
WHEN: April 15th morning
WARNINGS: Nothing really
STATUS: Complete!
( Read more... )

Oh no.

Did I die?

As far as horomancy goes, it was a solid first attempt. Now, can whoever is responsible could please be a dear and send me a message? I'm sure we can fix this and I can go back to my morning mimosa.

WHO: Geralt, Will Byers (Mentioned), Various
WHERE: The woods and related areas.
WHEN: Throughout the age plot.
WHAT: A catchall for Geralt rounding up the de-aged youngins during the plot with Roach, or with anyone else who wants to come along, and for dropping them off with Eliot.
NOTES OR WARNINGS: Possibly for trauma mentions since most of these kids are VERY SCREWED UP. But otherwise likely none.

( Gather them up! )

[Sent during the start of previously posted log]

There are lone children wandering around in the woods. I found a few, where do I bring them?

Alright, so, additional data point for those keeping track: I appear to have acquired both an older Hawke and two children, and Maferath's accursed ballsack that is A Lot To Deal With first thing.

How's everyone else's morning going?

Just how high am I right now?

And I thought this world was odd before today! Does this sort of thing occur often?

KID, GRAB YOUR BAGS. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.


[OOC NOTE: Would you like Harley and Cass to rob your place in the chaos? Let us know. They can get caught, be asked nicely to return anything. Harley is always looking for great clothes and new shoes. Who has fashion sense?]

I'm very confused. I thought humans usually tried to supervise their children, but there's an unusual amount of them running around right now?

What is Satan's name is the meaning of this madness?

I demand to be put back in my proper time and place. Everyone knows that the laws of time aren't simply to be messed with at one's leisure!