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There is like so much stuff going on and not enough liquor to deal with it, not that I even need the hangover anyway. Anyone in the market for a box containing a human heart?

Also ummm. I'm just curious if there are any other werewolves out there. If you want to respond privately, I understand. But I would like to talk if you wouldn't mind. If you're out there.

Thanks.

Well, I gots me a raise at work, so I thought I'd upgrade the shitty old flip phone that was given to me five years ago. I don't really need one of them fancy touchscreen super computers in my pocket, but it seemed necessary when the third key fell off old Noki.

Probably should have thought that through a bit better because it turns out I can only use it with one fucking hand. Stupid fucking pain in the ass technology.

That moment you get to a call back, only to realize that you are auditioning for the part of yourself in the stage version of your life, or well, dreams. Only in Orange County.