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Has anyone else found out how awesome Snickers Bars are when they're frozen? It's pretty amazing.

[Bo Bo]
So what can I do to help you with this whole PI thing?
[/Bo Bo]

Katherine I'm raiding the bakery around the corner. Be home soon! With sugary goodness.

Seriously.

What's with the dreams were I'm dying.

What in the hell? That was easily one of the most fucked up dreams I have ever had. Guess I shouldn't have eaten those tacos right before bed, huh?

Damn. That was one fucking weird dream nightmare. I kind of felt like Dorothy in Oz. But this was way scarier. I'd take the Wicked Witch over Baba Yaga any day.

What does my mama do when I miss Sunday dinner? Turns me coming over on Monday into a matchmaking opportunity chance for me to meet one of the girls kids she worked with while I was away. Sometimes I think that woman just cares too much. She shouldn't be giving them her address. It's got to be against some rule

[Private to Dyson]
I think she might be getting herself in trouble Mama sent you a plate through me. Want me to bring it in to work? Or just keep it here to eat myself one of these nights? Unless you're actually going to come by and see the place.

I'm now officially a college student!

Never imagined when I first got assigned here that I'd love California so much. It's so different from Boston, but I have to admit I really like it out here. I really don't know how I ever lived without In-N-Out.

I can't help hoping they don't reassign us anytime soon.

I guess I should introduce myself since this in my first post to this network. I'm Dyson.

What. The. FUCK?! How did this happen? I was only at Disneyland for 20 minutes when this happened!!

[[ooc: Backdated to the start of the plot! Sorry guys, grandpa has been in and out of the hospital]]

I am totally learning some trick with spinning bottles to add to my bartending skills. I had to wait for an empty bottle. I wasn't trying that with a glass bottle full of good booze. That would just be a waste. Considering I've already broken two. Whoops. I now have plastic though. And I think I've totally got the spin down.

I know you're jelly I got mad skills!

LIZ. KATHERINE. I need food. Wanna join?