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A kindergarten student came up to me today, told me he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" I asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?!?!" I yelled, shocked. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

I was about to blame the rap music.

Four shots of espresso and a Red Bull later, and I'm pretty sure I can get this project done by the end of the night. If not? There's always all day tomorrow and tomorrow night as well. Still, 48 hours and counting. Woo!

How exhilarating that was! I've never been to the dog park before, but I do believe I'll have to make it a point to take Camille more often. Especially with the weather as lovely as it's been.

Oh my God, we cornered a kid -

In my dreams, I -

Woke up this morning and got sick. Still feeling pretty gross, actually. I don't even have an appetite and thinking of eating makes my stomach feel woozy all over again.

And I'm so tired, but I don't want to go back to sleep.

Urgh.


((ooc: Warning - Possible talk of child death in comments.))

I don't think I'm going to be getting back to sleep after a dream like that. I've never had one quite so...disturbing before.

Who wants to bet when the PSWhateverTheNextOneIsCalled comes out that the games are like, seventy dollars and no titles anyone wants to play, amirite?

Then who wants to bet the Microsoft one is even worse?!

Now I'm sad.

I always hear people say, after extensive workouts, that they hurt in places they didn't know existed and I always thought they were just exaggerating, but after a week or boot camp for Red Widow, I completely understand what they mean. I just keep telling myself that it'll all be worth it in the end.

Red Widow boot camp is hard. They're really kicking our asses this time. My trainer has me on this diet of high protein so I'll build some muscles. I guess I was too skinny looking to really sell the super hero angle they're going for. Whatever, I don't care! It's been fun and I'm starting to look good. Now I just need to get my publicist to get me a photoshoot to promote the series so I can get all dolled up and show off my new figure.

I never want to see anything like that again. What the Reapers did to Palaven...

I'm worried for Illium It's terrifying. And horrific.

Now that it's been officially announced, I can finally say that I've joined the cast of the upcoming Red Widow. It was killing me, not being able to talk about it. In case anyone is wondering who the hell I am, I'm Glenn Rhee. I don't expect that everyone has heard of me, but I'm sure there's got to be at least one person out there who knows who I am. Figured that since I'll be in town again, it'd be nice to get to know some regular people.