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There's so much pain out there tonight. I wish there was something more that could be done than donating money or whatever.

That kind of loss seems unimaginable. And to ignore it seems shameful.

I hope my friends are still okay. Hawke? Bethy? Varric? Isabela? Barbara? Billy? Obi? Fenris? Oh, there are a lot of people to worry about! And I'm sure I'm forgetting some. :-/

Did anyone else go through something weird last week? Like... did anyone else get something special that then disappeared?

No. No! Noooooo!

Thief!

Yessss.

My preciousss!

Snow?

Mineminemine!

We should probably announce this now. Frodo and I are having a baby!

I think we've reached that awkward in-between stage where people start to wonder, but are too afraid to ask.

We're very happy!

Let's say you need to pass a screening test you've only just found out about. As a result, you haven't actually been abstaining from using any additional substances to the over the counter ones you take for headches. Is there a way to fake out a drug screen test? I'm mostly trying to block oxycodone and hydrocodone, since I haven't done the pot thing since before I moved.

I'm not sure if the little room will have a toilet or not. or I'd figure out a diluting things step once the pee is actually in the cup.

Help?

Alright, I'm going to point something out to people. If you don't mind. When you write, tag, mention, or react to a writer who is, obviously out of her mind, and notorious for lies and deceit; you're only making her ratings go up, her viewers go up, and therefore her pay and columns go up. So, stop mentioning her?

That is all.

You know what I don't get? Why do people always throw pies in other people's faces for pranks? YOU'RE WASTING PIE! THAT'S JUST STUPID AND FOOLHARDY AT BEST. Throw awful things like ... I don't know, badly cooked liver!

... that being said, I kind of think that instead of Secret Santa, we should do Secret Prank Wars or something. What do you guys think?

So... that was a weird dream.

Late night last night too, BUT still managed to get to work on time.

If you try to take food from a starving dog's mouth, you get what you deserve.

No, I don't want to hear about all the great things in your life that you're thankful for. Go away.

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MY LITTLE BOY IS NOW A MAN!

Only Monday and it's already been a week. Is anyone else having a week like that?

No, I'm not here to take your lunch order. How do people confuse envelopes and sandwiches? And no, I'm not going to chase down the sandwich guy, either. I'm not your lackey, and you're not the only one busy working. The mailcart I'm pushing might give you a clue that I, too, have a job to do.

Sigh.

Although I don't expect to get many Trick-Or-Treaters, I bought a bag of candy at the market. At least I'll be prepared should someone knock on my door on Wednesday. And if not, I've got a bag of candy to myself.