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I've been noticing everything lately. No really. This guy spit on the ground like 3 miles behind me and I heardit happen. It's creepy. Normal Pete, Normal.

Insomnia is fun. Only when it's not and I draw weird stuff instead. Everything is spider-themed. I'm just going to go ahead and blame Halloween instead.

Speaking of, Pumpkin Oreos were not so spectacular...

I'm not one to go gaga over the pumpkin craze..but..I have two words for this year:

Pumpkin. Oreos. Excuse me while I go oreo hunting.

Question: Someone name a movie worth seeing because I've lost touch with pop culture but I know most of this shit sucks.

Woke up to a random guy in bed this morning.

NOT OKAY WITH THIS.

I had a dream last night that we were living in a world where Kaiju existed. Giant Godzilla monsters. They were real. And I was being paid to study them.

And then I woke up and realized it wasn't true in this world.

This is the darkest timeline.

So.

Lets not bullshit around here. How many of you have developed magic powers?

Our teacher accused us of being slugs when we got back to school after, well, a few days of being in sleep comas? So we skipped to a chapter about slugs as punishment.

Did you guys know that slugs have green blood and that they can lay 20-100 eggs several times a year?

Strangely enough, I find that the more violent and disturbing my dreams become, the more I turn to my kitchen for comfort.

Not comfort eating, exactly, but comfort cooking. I prepare elaborate meals at three in the morning, only to pick at a bite or two before disposing of it and returning to bed. Such a waste of good food, but I've never been a fan of left-overs.

Perhaps I should channel my energies into a dinner party.

( Someone's glad I'm back stateside... )

Sorry for the disappearance, everyone. Had to fly out to Berlin for a family emergency and ended up getting conned into staying the whole summer, but I'm back now. What'd I miss?

Where can I find an efficient company or individual that can remodel a room in my home? New to the area. New to the COUNTRY. I don't really know local businesses yet.

I need a training space.

I keep having this dream about this woman. Beautiful, strong, Latina woman. Covered in engine grease and holding a gun. Never thought that kind of thing would do it for me.

Sort of a weird thing to admit in a public forum like this but she's something else.

Christ.

I think I had bad hot dogs last night.

But damn I think I hate Batarians.

Does anyone think this pick-up line would ever work? "Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us."

Ba-dum-cha! Here all week!

I've been having a lot of dreams about home lately. Maybe I'll go back for a quick visit before term starts up again. If only I could remember where I put my passport.

One of my stupid GAs left Ghidorah's tank open last night. If you see a Beareded Dragon running around the UC Irvine area, please return it to my office. Poor little guy's probably scared out of his wits.

Hey look.



I found a coke with my name on it.

I ALMOST thought that I was going to have to find something else to do with my evening besides work, but then the backup generators kicked on. You never seen anyone cry as much as a building full of people who suddenly realise they ain't getting to go home early after all.

Of course, it's only powering the essentials, so I guess we're all gonna see what I look like without this coat on.

None of the flyers I posted around town seemed to be getting any attention, so I thought I'd advertise here.

Looking for members to join a 3 piece punk band. I've got lead guitar down, just need a drummer and bassist. Name's already picked out: White Silk Chinchillas. Totally non-negotiable. Hit me up.