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Came home from work and found an axe on my bed.

There is an axe on my bed.

WHY IS THERE AN AXE ON MY BED.

More importantly: WHO GOT INTO MY APARTMENT AND PUT THIS AXE ON MY BED.

If they do it again I will beat them. With this axe they gave me.

I felt it! I felt the baby move! Some people say it's too early, but I'm thrilled! I can't believe it! It wasn't like a butterfly's wings. No, sir. More like someone flicking the inside of my body with their finger... you know? Like... a thump-thump... almost like the baby's got the hiccups. Maybe the baby has the hiccups!!

This is my first foray into the world of internet message boards so please excuse me while I find my bearings.

I believe my son, Hiccup, has already done his own introduction on here. I did promise I'd try not to embarrass him too much.

My name is Valka and my family has just returned to LA so that Hiccup can attend University, after travelling for a number of years. It's very nice to meet you all and I'm sure I'll get to know some of you better soon.