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Just when I think I can go back to work, the fucking truck dies.

I swear to God if I didn't know this kid I would want to strangle him. These fucking dreams are stressing me the fuck out.

And then they broke it...

What the actual fuck?! I had to bash some zombies head in that was trying to get into the garage at the shop.

Fucking zombies.

Zombies officially suck. You get to the scene and pronounce them dead and they jump up and attack you! Fuck them. Fuck them all.

I knew those self-defence classes would come in handy one day.

Well that suit is ruined. I doubt even the best dry-cleaner could get the zombie out of it. I suppose that's what I get for tearing a few apart on my way home. At least it wasn't one of my favorite suits.

I swear, they're both idiots. But they're my idiots.

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Look what I found outside my lawn this morning.

you know honestly, the last thing i need is more of these messed up dreams when i'm coming out of a concussion. legit struggling to tell what's real and what isn't right now.

like the costumes. are those really a thing? so many capes. so many weird head dresses. it's just dangerous really.

So, who else has already broken their New Year's Resolution?

A week length get-away was just what we needed... We need to plan something else next!

Maybe next year will someone remind me not to work the Christmas shift? How they hell does someone get third-degree burns from a frickin' turkey?