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More dreams, this time of a reindeer I rescued and apparently named Sven...and talk to on a regular basis. Wtf.

Pretty sure I had one of those "dreams" you all keep going on about..some place called Arendelle? I don't know, sounds made up but in my head it was real. Thought you were all just kinda nutty honestly.

I have an actual vacation coming up. I'm not sure what to do with this.

The Gorilla Glue Challenge is apparently trending...I've now seen three patients for it...you will be sent to a hospital and have to explain to everyone why your hand or hair is glued to your head and that yes; glue actually works. Yes it will be difficult to remove..and yes you will get collective exasperated stares from all of us.


I can't believe I have to say this but your PSA: Don't gorilla glue stuff to your face/skin/head/eyes whatever.


and if you do, don't be shocked if the interns want to take pictures with you.

My dreams are taking me to Texas with Liz to find a faith healer that maybe can help my mother. That should be interesting because real life me is super skeptical.

In other news I watched the Framing Britney documentary and I am fully Team #FreeBritney now. I can't believe how misogynistic everyone was back in the 90's - no 17 year old should have to answer questions about her breasts and virginity status. It's understandable that she had a breakdown, but I think the time has come for her father to removed as her conservator so someone unrelated can help manager her things. I just want to give her a big hug.

Well that feels like a waste, I slept 80% of my day off.

I've been told I need to be social. So hi. I'm Kristoff, and this is my solid attempt at a social life that isn't just working at the hospital.