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I'm never having chimichangas before bed again.

How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise

Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a march

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.

What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.

What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
Your one hot chick!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!

Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.

Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies

I came to a decision after helping to kill a huge sodding dragon some of the madness that goes on here - I would like to get back into proper archery. I'm rusty beyond belief and would like to brush up, and then go from there.

Once I heal - have probably another month of taking it easy after breaking some ribs - would anyone be willing to shoot with me or even serve as a tutor of sorts? I've shot for at least a decade of my life, but I am massively out of practice, so I'm not a beginner. More like a rusty intermediate.

Has anyone else noticed a wave of those "what [insert the blank here] are you?" quiz results on Facebook? I mean, jeez, if I wanted to know what pasta dish I'd be, I think I could figure that one out on my own.

I'm glad no one posts that sort of thing here. Just dream stuff. And I had more Dreams, so here I am, posting about them.

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I decided to quit dancing at the burlesque show. It was super fun and all, I have a lot of great memories at that place! But...

All the people that I really cared about there are gone now. I kinda want to keep my good memories alive and well as good ones, you know? I don't think that'll still be true if I go back there.

I'm super busy with expedition stuff and wedding planning anyway. Have you ever tried to put together a wedding from across the ocean? OMG People, I just don't sleep anymore. I'm always on the phone with someone at odd hours. Thank god for Skype!

I can't believe today is my first full day of work. I have had different jobs before, but none that I moved across the world for. Director Fury has high standards to live up to in order to keep me hanging around this job.

Anyway, my name is Peggy and I just moved here from England a couple weeks ago. I have been laying low and trying to get a feel for this new place. I think I have experienced as many touristy things as I can, but I may still be missing things. Anything else I should make sure to check out?

I just want to let everyone know that I'm alive. I know Tessa posted that I was in the hospital and I am, but I'm doing much better now. For anyone who is curious, yes, it was related to my dreams, but I'm fine now. For the most part. I'll be here for a few more days, for observation, but I'm alive.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Don't worry, I got plenty more where that came from!

Couldn't sleep. Anyone still up?

oh my god if that was one of those dreams I don't want them

I do not know if I can forgive Erik in my dreams. But I will kills that bitch. It's the only way to be free.

Got my first check. Putain, that is a lotta zeroes on one check.