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I do not know why people are so fascinated with these phones. I had someone comment about about my phone notifying me that my voicemail is full. It's because I don't know how to answer my phone when it rings.

Also, what is this constant talk of clocks?

I wish I could keep up with what Livvy wants to be for Halloween. First it's a princess, then a banana, then we went back to princess and now she wants to be a princess pirate angel. Whatever that is. I have no idea where she comes up with this stuff.

I forgot to post this earlier, but I wanted to put this out there for anyone who might need it.

If you get injured or hurt, please feel free to reach out to me. I have healing powers that may or may not bring someone back from the dead... and I'm happy to help out with anyone on the Network. Especially with recent events I realized I should make sure to put that information out there so I can help in the future.

Who is hosting the - Okay we survived that party?


I feel like we all need some dancing and drinks.

One of my customers left a beat up old copy of Dangerous Liaisons at the bar a few weeks ago, so I've been reading it when business is slow and I have nothing else to do.

I have to say, I am surprised that at least three of the main characters are straight up (pun definitely intended) bi. They're not even the slightest bit shy about it. Who knew that pre-Revolution France was so liberated?

Hypothetical Question.

Say you get a diamond in your dreams.

An' this diamond has information hidden on it to access a vast fortune in said dreams.

Would ya attempt to see if that fortune exists here in the waking world?

And then what would you do with all that money?

Asking for a friend.

So somehow I've gotten put in charge of planning Eren's bachelor party since he's marrying his other best friend. I have no clue how to put together a bachelor party and the only guidelines I've been given is 'no strippers' which seems a little unfair since I'm not the one getting married so I should still be able to enjoy right?

Any suggestions for what I could do for this thing?

[CJ and Six]

So...I'm thinking maybe I can just throw the party at the house for him?

Xanatos Technologies is pleased to announce that our first stab at smartphone technologies is almost ready for public release. I present to you: The Oracle I.

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Thank you, Valarnet. If you're interested in signing up to beta, or if you have any questions about the phone and it's capacities, please leave a comment below. I am rather proud of what we've managed to accomplish with these phones, and I'm hoping that there's sufficient interest in them.

Tell me texting any of my exes is a bad idea.

The ones who aren't dream exes anyway. Not that I'd text them anyway they're the Katherine Pryde Low Self-Esteem Pity Party group. I've had better judgement awake than asleep, mostly.

Except the one who turned out gay, he's fine. Of course if he was around this network would be nothing but bad jokes and puns.

Might actually be an improvement.

What's up Orange County? Guess who's back!

For those who don't know me, I'm Sara, your friendly neighbourhood bartender/barista, kind of happy to be back on my home turf again. So, how many zombie invasions have I missed?

My dreams just jumped ten years. Went from the end of high school to my ten year reunion. But at least I got a cowboy hat.

I made lunch with the news on than tuned it off to have a nice meal with my daughter.

Meltdown ensues - tears, screaming, pushing the plate away because "I ruined her whole life" by turning off the news.


I feel like my kid is broken.

Selfie of Harley in a dog pile with two Hyenas, she looks like she's soaking wet

Tried to give the babies their baths and it didn't go well for me!

But don't worry! I gave 'em some treats!
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What the actual hell, Danny?!

Ever wake up from a dream really wanting to punch, or at least yell, at someone but you can't because you only know them in the Dreams?

Tips on how to deal with that would be appreciated.

Guess who only has one week of rehab left!

I even survived the weekend with my daughter without any help!

Hopefully, by the end of the week, I will be on desk duty till I'm cleared to be back in action.


I can not wait!

Home sweet home, Mom is headed back to New York! Have to be off my feet for a week, then rehab, me going crazy, and desk work to hopefully being back on the streets.

Spent the afternoon with Olivia, who asked me, "Mom, to be evil do you need a backstory?" I had no idea what to even say. Turns out Ollie been reading her fairytales. Our daughter is going to save the world or rule it, the jury is still out on which one.

She's still staying with her father so I'm camp out on the couch, trying to find something to watch.

So I was taking my babies out for a walk on the beach, and we was having a grand old time. Selfie

But then they got to chasin' some squirrel or somethin' an' I ended up dragged through the surf.

Never did catch what they was chasing.

Daughter: Mom, hurry UP!

Me: Someone is bossy this morning.

Her: Not bossy! I got leadership skills.



She gets it from her dad, the bossiness, the leadership skills is me.

When are people going to stop setting off fireworks? Independence day was three days ago. It's enough.

I painted my prosthetic arm all rainbow colors because I can baby.

Anyone know of a place to rent for cheap?

The more I dream, the more I'm beginning to realize that I'm not a good person. At all.

While I will never not hate that woman in my dreams I do have to say she has pretty good taste in gifts. Even if they are meant to just get rid of me so she can get her claws in my date - Justine. She gave me a condo in Hawaii and a plane ticket though. I do wonder though since I woke up to find the deed to the condo on the bed beside me, is it mine here?

These creatures are adorable and I have five

...Yes, you see me here a lot. Yes, I'm Japanese-American. No, I really, really don't work here. I just have an addiction to tuna sashimi. Please leave me and my food alone.

Made it to mom's place today with Olivia and my sister's partner's kid. I'm really not going to complain about getting to see my mom for a couple of days for the first time in five years, or about getting away from all the doomsayers, but...

Is it strange that I feel like I should still be there? There's nothing I could do back home, but it still feels like I should do something.

I walked into the living room and Olivia is holding a box, I asked her what was in the box.

"Chaos," was her answer, "CHAOS, CHAOS!" I know she's saying crayons, but it's not like she's wrong.


Also...thinking might get a dog. So looking for a rescue dog, good with kids...aka a toddler,

The best part of watchin' Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman is that I too am Dr. Quinn!

Does anyone else just ever want to take their dream counterpart and shake some sense into them? I'm watching myself about to repeat the single greatest regret of my life, and it's so frustrating that there's nothing I can do to stop her. And what does that say about me that no matter what reality I'm living in, I'm still willing to sleep with my sister's boyfriend?

I had a dream.

Turns out my dream life is even more fucked up than my real life.

I must say, I find it interesting that in looking up what can only be considered constant cover ups for the area, this is the first website that comes up. And most of it ends up being posts about dreams.

California, I am in you! What is up? It's been a long time, but I am glad to be home. You never realize just how much you miss home until you come back. Speaking of, I don't suppose anyone has a spare couch I could crash on for a few days until I find a place of my own?

Also, wow. I knew California had a lot of hippies still, but all of you are all way too into your dreams.

So Nico got us tickets to Beetlejuice the Musical next month. I didn't even know there was a stage version of Beetlejuice? But I guess if anyone would find out about it, it would be Nico. I think his Goth Senses started to tingle.

So two questions. 1. I've never been to NYC before (I mean, besides Dreams, since our camp's near there). Does anyone have any suggestions for other places we need to go and see while we're out there? and 2. Does anyone want to dog sit for us? They're both well behaved, if a little spoiled. And Ziggy loves to be loved while Cesare loves to be admired from afar.

The thing about these dreams is you find yourself frustrated with people you have never met.

The Host Club apparently has it's own website, and two of the members, twins, photoshopped a picture of my face onto a shirtless guy's body and uploaded that. Since none of our guests know I'm, you know, me, it's supposed to be me.

They start bugging me to come see my house, and get Tama joining along in bugging me, too. They tell me I have to guess which twin is which, and if I guess wrong I have to let them visit. I guess right, because you two SIT NEXT TO ME IN CLASS EVERY DAY how can I honestly not know which of you is which? I don't know how, but this starts a huge argument between the two twins. They both dyed their hair to avoid looking like each other, they started a food fight at lunch, and it continues on into the next club meeting. Out of sheer frustration, I tell them they need to make up or they'll never get to see my apartment. And they stopped, like that. Because they played all five of us, just pretending to fight so they could see where the "commoner" lived.

Also on top of having a Host Club, our high school has a Black Magic Club. What even IS this school?

So I generally try to eat healthy, but I have a weakness for those nacho fries from Taco Bell and today I found out they have a nacho fries supreme. Why would they do this to me? I got them for lunch and now I want them again. Thanks a lot, Taco Bell.

Apparently Eliot and I are the worst when it comes to relationships because neither of us can think of anything to do for Valentine's Day. We've been talking about going somewhere, but can't decide on a place at such short notice. Any suggestions would be really bloody helpful. One thing we don't want is snow. That's the one thing we can agree on.

Figures, dream me gets a girl and that girlfriend has a soulmate that dates back 4,000 years. She ends up being an Egyptian Priestess and I end up alone, again. Now there are magic weapons and ancient badevils from Egypt Past and I feel like I'm watching an Indiana Jones movie. Except I'm not going to get the cool perks. Literally the whole team that includes mine and Oliver Queen's is pushing her to get her wings, I don't even think a single one of them realizes I'm the one who loses either way in the end. I was trying to protect her and just get told I'm holding her back. Always fun to hear.

RENT Live was every bit as amazing as I hoped it would be. I'm not crying, I swear. My eyes are just leaking.

I dreamed Rhys introduced me to the rest of his inner circle. They... all seem like good people. This is definitely not the Night Court I was led to believe were all monsters.

They're like me. Broken, but learning to be whole again. Or at least as whole as one can ever be. There'll always be cracks.

Kind of feel like I belong there. And have all along.

I think my dreams have stopped.
The last ones I had were in mid December.
I feel like I'm going to miss these... misadventures, of sorts.
But what a way to end if that was really it.

Additionally, I would very much like to thank everyone and anyone that was involved with, or came out to see, Moulin Rouge over the play's run. It was an honor to share the stage with such incredible talent.