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I have an audition this weekend!

Whoever knew April 26 was such a terribly busy day in the grand scheme of things?

Hullo, this is Bob Howard, bold and brash enough to put his full name out there on the Internet where just anyone could see and Google him, how scandalous is that? Why no, my parents don't know how Googling someone works! HULLO AVA, HOW ARE YOU, SIS.

Yeah, I know, I used to have an account somewhere on here else. It broke, I lost the password down a well, where my dog ate it and then expired because I forgot to renew him on my library card; you know how it goes, surely.