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Jan. 21st, 2018


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[info]spectre01
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[Back dated to early January]

Texts to Yue Katou )

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Texts to Tink )

[info]elatedorgassy
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[info]elatedorgassy
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[Text Messages to Carolina] )

[info]theoriginaljerk
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[info]theoriginaljerk
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{Texts to Damon]

>>So...hear me out.
>>We should do another club.
>>In Vegas.
>>Dantes Inferno.
>>We could do it on the strip.
>>You, Enzo and I could alternate weeks that we go up an run and supervise it.

Jan. 20th, 2018


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[info]manylighthouses
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Text Intended for Agent...


[info]manylighthouses
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But it misdials and lands on Wash's phone instead.

>> I'm at this party like you suggested...
>> Or at least I think I am.
>> Corvo is suspicious of it, though.
>> And I think I just saw a drug deal in the bathroom.
>> Am I in the wrong place?

[info]elatedorgassy
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[info]elatedorgassy
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[Text messages to Wash] )

[info]under_arrest
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[info]under_arrest
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[info]under_arrest
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[Backdated to yesterday]

Texts to Alex )

Jan. 19th, 2018


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Texts to Dan Smith )

Jan. 18th, 2018


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Texts to Percy


[info]blazeinhereyes
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>>As far as I know you haven't started any new sets of Dreams
>>Since I'm fairly certain you'd have mentioned it
>>And I've been trying to just ignore the latest one
>>But I can't as it's just bugging me
>>Can you think of any reason any version of you
>>Would decide to invite Chauvelin to stay at Blakeney Manor for a weekend?
>>Because really now
>>What?

[info]ahsoka_tano
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[info]ahsoka_tano
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txt to Li


[info]ahsoka_tano
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>> I know it's late
>> And that I'm not home
>> But I have a very good excuse.

Jan. 17th, 2018


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[info]_kingofthedead_
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Texts to Tony


[info]_kingofthedead_
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>>I was wondering if perhaps this Friday you might be free

Jan. 14th, 2018


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[info]captainpoppins
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Phone call for Neena


[info]captainpoppins
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Ring Ring )

Jan. 12th, 2018


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[Texts to Damon]

>>You doing any better, Mate?
>>Not going to lie, but I'm a tad worried you're going to go off the rails or shut it off.

Jan. 11th, 2018


[info]finninabox
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[info]finninabox
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[Texts to Freya, Elijah and Klaus Mikaelson]


[info]finninabox
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[Sent very early in the morning Thursday morning]

>> I think I killed someone.
>> No, I know I killed someone.

Jan. 10th, 2018


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Text to Maia


[info]whathavewehere
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>> Did you find your package?

[OOC: This was delivered to Maia today.]

[info]starwreck
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txt to Isabela


[info]starwreck
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>> Soooo something you need to tell me about?

[info]acidink
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[info]acidink
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As promised, after a great deal of research, DNA tests and testimonials from some highly qualifies sources, we've identified Alice Liddell's baby daddy!

Fuzzy photo of one Qrow Branwen leaving a market next to Alice Liddell. Alice is clearly checking Qrow out but it's obvious they're just passing strangers

Qrow Branwen, professor at UCI and one juicy rear end! Make sure to send him all the congratulations!

Speaking of baby daddies, I have exclusive details on heiress Isabela and her adventures with pregnancy tests. Just who is her baby daddy? Don't worry, we'll find out!

Jan. 8th, 2018


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[info]oncechained
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txt to Aurora


[info]oncechained
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>> Are you awake?

[info]highqueen_bambi
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[info]highqueen_bambi
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[Texts to Roman Godfrey]


[info]highqueen_bambi
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>> Now that the snow and shit is gone, I can finally wear my new skirt.
>> Picture included in text )
>> What do you think?

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[info]dangerous_touch
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Message to: Jean Grey & Emma Frost
Far be it for me to ever ask for help, but this is a New Year. And I'm reaching out because fuck it, I need the help. A few years of this shit hasn't gotten my control past a few minutes at best and I'm tired of that.

So here I am, asking for help. In my Dreams the professor did something to help me get control, and well, I'm hoping there's a way to do that here. Yeah, mark it in the calendar, Rogue's actually asking for help. Ain't easy for me to let either of you in my head but god damn, I'm sick of this shit.

Jan. 7th, 2018


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[Group Text to Stefan Salvatore, Anna and Bubbles]


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>> Okay, who is gonna be home to watch The Golden Globes with me?
>> We’ve got wine and I’ll order pizza.

[info]livmoore
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[info]livmoore
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Texts to Leon Orcot )

Jan. 4th, 2018


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[info]ember_celica
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txt to Blake and Weiss


[info]ember_celica
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>> YOU'RE BOTH COMING OVER
>> MOVIES
>> POPCORN
>> ... Weiss you live here but you know what I mean
>> BONDING
>> Ruby needs distraction
>> NOODLES

[info]quite_vexing
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[info]quite_vexing
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Blake


[info]quite_vexing
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How did the holidays and New Year treat ya?

[info]ihateyourplan
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[info]ihateyourplan
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Texts to Frank )

Texts to Stefan )

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[PM to Lexi Branson] )

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Text to Rose


[info]godplaysdice
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>> So you travel space and time with an alien guy, right?
>> Everything after that is just not that crazy sounding anymore?

[info]acidink
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[info]acidink
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I slogged hard for you readers, just to bring you a special mid-week report!

Now, I've always suspected, but now I have proof that CEO Asami Sato is depraved. It does go to prove that she and the evil Lena Luthor are in cahoots, luring in impressionable young women for their wicked sexcapades.

Ms. Sato's latest victim? One Ruby Rose, an intern at Future Industries, who's also been tied to Lena Luthor.

Picture here, framed to look like Asami is necking Ruby.

Who's next? Lock away your daughters and hide your wives!

Speaking of unspeakable acts of debauchery, log onto my new website for exclusive video of the estranged daughter of shipping magnate Karthik Rana engaged in acts illegal in thirty-three states! I'm sure Isabela had a fantastic time.

Jan. 3rd, 2018


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Elijah and Klaus


[info]frelsi
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You two wouldn't happen to know why Esther showed up at my work today demanding to know if I had seen Dahlia and said something to her so that she never showed up for the holidays, would you?

Jan. 2nd, 2018


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[info]needanewplan
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Sergeant Barnes


[info]needanewplan
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Hello, I was first checking in to see how you were doing and also I would like to set up time for us to do some tests to see what progress has been made at your earliest convenience.

Jan. 1st, 2018


[info]acidink
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[info]acidink
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Happy New Year everyone!

I just have a short couple of updates on this lovely day, as I've been doing some holiday digging through all that snow just to find the dirt to bring to you!

I have exclusive video of two so-called rivals making things rather steamy in a car.

Video of Asami and Lena that's actually from months ago

I wonder what that means for stock prices. Or would this be considered unfair cooperation? But all is not well in the tech industry. Over the summer there was a little falling out, as some hussy got in the way.

Picture of Asami with Korra manipulated to look like they're kissing

And yet, our erstwhile lovers seem to have mended fences.

Or have they?

Once again, folks, I have exclusive images of Lena Luthor with just the latest in a long line of conquests.

Images of Lena with both Elsa and Emma Frost, one of which is just well framed but the second is photoshopped heads on entirely wrong bodies

This time it's with a small time reporter wannabe named Kara Danvers.

Another image implying a kiss but not manipulated, just well framed

Though that makes me wonder? Who conquered who? Is Future Industries attempting a "hostile take-over" of L-Corp, or is Lena Luthor's slutty, slutty ways luring the Sato CEO into her evil clutches?

Tune in next week, when we reveal the father of Alice Liddell's illicit baby!

Ta!

[info]finninabox
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[info]finninabox
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[Texts to Freya Mikaelson]


[info]finninabox
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>> I think it happened.

[Texts to Klaus & Elijah Mikaelson Sometime After]
>> It appears that I'm taking 'New Year, New Me' literally this year.
>> I may need some help.

[info]livmoore
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[info]livmoore
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Texts to Ravi Chakrabarti )

Dec. 31st, 2017


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[Text to Qrow]
>> Do you think pigeons have feelings?

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Identical texts to Harley and Asami )

[OOC: Pretend these were sent yesterday!]
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Texts to Rey and Izzy )

Dec. 30th, 2017


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Texts to Natasha


[info]noonesfool
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>> I have a problem
>> And it is the kind where heads may need to roll

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Text to Alex )

Text to Enzo )

Dec. 27th, 2017


[info]livmoore
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[info]livmoore
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Texts to Leon Orcot )

Dec. 26th, 2017


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Text to Harry Dresden

» you okay out there?
» I'm uhh snowed in

[info]doesntdotricks
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Texts to Rogue


[info]doesntdotricks
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>> And then I woke to find I was dreaming I was a druid.
>> That was weird.

>> How's your day going?

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[Identical but separate text messages to Damon, Joe, Wash, and Tyler] and [Text Message to Lexi] )

Dec. 25th, 2017


[info]theoriginaljerk
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[Text to Siblings]


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>>So, uh, I realize I've been quiet recently, but uh...
>>Um...
>>Did any of you wake up...idk...different in the past week or so?

[Text to Damon]

>>So, you know how I've had to take some extended time off work?
>>Um, well.
>>In the past week or so, did you wake up...different?

Dec. 24th, 2017


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[info]ember_celica
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txt to Blake


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>> Beware the mistletoe
>> and I don't mean the kind like I have on my mistletoe hat
>> I mean the free-floating kind that makes people kiss each other with magic
>> Because that's a thing that happens
>> It was nice
>> But I don't think you'd handle it as well

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Text to Lena


[info]ladycontrary
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>> Are people on that valar site quite mad?

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[Texts to Stefan]


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>> I'm in big trouble.
>> What did you get the Professor for Christmas?
>> I got him this stupid cup like, a month ago
>> And the more I look at it them more I feel like it's some cheap gag gift.

[info]moralsandsass
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[info]moralsandsass
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[Texts to Freya]
>> How have you been?
>> I realized I haven't asked recently

Dec. 23rd, 2017


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Text to Asami


[info]quantized
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>> So what are the chances that whatever tabloid dreck that woman plans to post about us will be anywhere close to the truth?

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Texts to Michael )
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[info]acidink
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Well well, it has been such a long time, hasn’t it folks? Rest assured, my probation is finally over and I’ve returned to grace you all with all the latest gossip.

And this time I’ll expose the alien conspiracy that has plagued Orange County-

Olympic Medalist Pyrrha Nikos arrived in the OC recently. While she claims to be in the country to train up from an injury, my sources say she’s engaged in a torrid love affair with an older woman, our very own proprietor of ancient relics, Diana Prince.

And who was the man seen giving tongue to singer Michael Glass in the snow? I’m still fanning myself, these exclusive pictures are hot enough to melt that snow!

Speaking of illicit affairs. Rising star Alice Liddell has been seen in the company of quite a collection of older men. Methinks someone has some daddy issues!

Ten blurry photos of Alice with various men, some of whom she was only tangentially near and one of which is actually her father. One photo appears to be taken in a restaurant and very naughty things are happening, oh my!

But it gets even juicier than that! I’ve got eyes and ears all over the place, and dear readers, our tarnished star is pregnant!

A blurry video of Alice coming out of a clinic with Logan

So many questions! Will she keep the child? Who’s the daddy?

We’ll have the answers for you soon!

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with a few other questions to chew on.

Such as what exactly happened in an elevator between rival CEOs Lena Luther and Asami Sato, and what kind of 'mergers' they’ve been getting up to since then?

Rest assured, I will get to the bottom of that, too!

~Ta!

(ooc: if you want your character involved in a future scandal for these kind of posts, email snipe!)