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Geek Girl sense is tingling! This tech kitten's going to stay inside with her boo, VPN into work, and spend the day in her Pikachu onesie jammies. My mama didn't raise a stupid child. ... well, besides my brother Carl. He's special, though. (He ate paint chips as a kid.)

Wait, what was - right, the situation outside. I'm staying in, reheating some Thai, and if I were you, I'd do the same. Just sayin', we should have a Normal People Protocol for OC Shenanigans.

I never saw myself as the CEO of a company growing up. There are times when I really miss the 'normal' stuff.

Ugh. I was really into my final Final project two months ago, but now I have the worst case of senioritis and it's due next week.

So, if anyone can think of any cons to having this adorable ball of adorableness in their lives, tell me now, because I desperately want one!

So this little ball of fur is called Leroy Jenkins.

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I think I'm up for a promotion at work, which is really awesome. But I'm also starting to feel like I'm just stuck in a rut there right now and I'm almost to the point of internally debating if I should switch up and look for a new job or not. I just want to find something that sparks that passion inside me again and helping with Torchwood is only a small-time thing for now since we're definitely not under the kind of alien threat we were in my dreams.

Anyone need a computer engineer with some really awesome skills?

Puppy training is hard. Especially when the puppy flops on you when you're trying to sleep and just stares at you. I think the puppy is plotting my ultimate demise because I didn't give him extra treats tonight.

ATTENTION TO ALL WHO FREQUENT THE VALARNET!

Love food? Have a large place for many people to gather? Then you're the person I'm searching for! My friend and I want to have a rather large get together and feed the masses! Just for fun! But we're looking for a place to host it! Any ideas? Any takers?

And for those that love to eat...keep tuned! We're thinking a fun potluck for all of us to meet up and hang out! I will be taking sign ups for food.

( Food, food, glorious food! )

These dreams like to punch you in the balls, don't they? Even if you don't even have any.

Edit: I'm looking for someone good with computers. Like really, scary-nerd good.

Perhaps it sounds silly to some people, but I'd much rather watch the Puppy Bowl than the Super Bowl.

So uh, I'm looking for something to do around here in my spare time. Anybody got any recommendations for a pretty shy, socially awkward nerd?

I think it's probably time to get out of my house again.

My theater is hiring! We need stage hands and ushers and people to help make sets, and some actors and actresses of course.

We mostly do Shakespeare but we also do original plays. One I wrote last year went over really well. Most of the cast was naked so that probably helped.

Looking for a job. If anyone has any suggestions... I'm all ears.

Ok, so as a techno geek, this strikes fear into my heart. And no-one say Bing it! I mean...really people...

Ok, so now I want a pet Red Panda!

Cuteness!!

How silly would it be to take a poll what color I should do my hair next?

So I managed to get a little part-time job doing tech-support in an internet cafe. This is all good.

The bad is that the new delivery guy keeps trying to hit on me. His name's Mustafa, I've dealt with him 3 times and he's nice and all, but this last time he decided he wanted to take me on a holiday to see his family for Christmas in Somalia! I mean, wtf? Literally, we have not been in each other's company for anywhere close to an hour and all of a sudden this?! And it's that awkward flirting where I can't quite understand him properly because his accent's so thick that I just nod and say yes to a fair amount of what he's saying. Talk about a fast mover!

OH MY GOD! I love things like this!!

http://memebase.cheezburger.com/share/51788289

Ok, so not only can plants sing and stuff, but they can also do math! The world we live in gets weirder and weirder by the day! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22991838

I've been trying to cut down my hours lately and since I've had varying degrees of success with this in the past I wasn't expecting much but it seems that I'm now finding a much better work life balance. I wonder if it's an indication that I now actually have a life beyond work. I'm not sure I could claim that even just a couple of years ago.

I started Fifth Year in my dreams last night. The Wizarding World is turning into a very dark place. Reading about Harry's brush with the Wizangamot almost makes me want to switch back to I'm intrigued to see how all of this affects Hogwarts. The Ministry and Hogwarts have historically kept a respectable distance.

In other news, I'm so incredibly thankful that my magic is back. I can't even begin to describe how relieved I am that my wand is working again.

Umm...hi, total noob here, just moved here and got settled in and while I was surfing I found this network, and although some of you seem to be having really weird experiences you seem cool, so figured I'd introduce myself.

So...yeah...I'm Felicity Smoak, moved here from Massachusetts looking for a new place to do...techy, computer-y stuff for cash. Basically a job. Any recs?

I've been given the go ahead to apply for the police academy. I have a lot of things to read for all the exams.

I'm actually feeling much better. Being a waitress is just not my thing.

I'll take all well wishes, I need them.

TO ALL OF MY ADORING FANS!

I'll be gone for the next four days to celebrate my birthday with my brother, his husband and my boyfriend. We're going to Disneyland! Don't miss me too much. ;)

( Valarnet and especially Audrey )