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God it's good to be in my own bed.

Hey guys, I was away forevers! Almost 5evers! I had my baby! I'll only go into details if you ask! But she is super healthy and being a mom is kind of hard. Any ladies have any tips on getting them to sleep at night properly?

And everyone else! HI HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

God. I've missed these dreams!

No more of the girl with the Mayan tattoos, but... pretty girls in the pool, and, uh, Alice pretty much proclaiming me the center of the lesbian universe.

Might be jealous of what Bette and Tina have. Lucky women.

The blessings of Wadjet upon you all today. Wadjet is the protector of kings, of women in childbirth, and today is just one of her ceremonial days.

Even if you don't celebrate like I do, may your days be happy and blessed.

These dreams keep getting weirder. Well naff.

Almost got executed by the Happiness Patrol the other night. They painted the TARDIS bright pink, which... yeah, not a good look for her.

Anyone else with a Z in his or her name? We're starting a club!

I would like to know if there is anyone called Thenardier on this network who dreams.

( Funny NSFW saying behind the cut )

( Cut for slight TW and hate against Father's Day )

Three-day-long date at Disneyland? Most awesome thing ever.

Rythian, you're in the same room as me, but I think I should still say you're totally superawesome. <3

Thank God we'll be on vacation soon. I cannot wait to go poking around in Alaska.

I'll need a project to keep me warm, and the last of my commissions was delivered today, except for Thor's sweater, which I'm almost finished with.

So who needs something crocheted? I do everything from baby booties to doilies and any size as well. Pricing is flexible, and I'll work on any project you want.

( ((so not safe for work. This is a booty call. I shit you not)) )

So... How is everyone? I need a new camera, agh.

I hope your weekend has been okay?

To the woman on here who asked if I were nesting yet? Guess what! I have cleaned every inch of my room from top to bottom, and the living room, and the kitchen! Even in the little creases of the tiling. How did I get so much energy and why must everything be spotless? And why did I organise the spice rack? I CANT EVEN COOK!

And I found out where all the left socks go. My sister has been protesting something fierce at me for all of it and insists I just lay down.

But I do it while she's at school. Mwahahaha. Wait oops.

I never expected to be so comfortable with a huge social network site like this. But most of you are so inviting it's nice. I already have friends. Oh and one more thing. Is there anyone looking for a photographer for any kind of event? I need to get a camera first, ugh

I'm looking to expand on my portfolio away from just flowers and activism. For the sake of having a job.

OMFG does anyone know how to calm morning sickness or am I shit out of luck?

So it's finally time I get back into the internet like a teenager is meant to.

I may even start up my blog again. I go by frostbitten-rose on [insert blogging site of your choice]. Then again I don't actually have a camera to use to update because it's a photography blog.

Either way, my name is Azelma, it's nice to meet you all.