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Tweak says, "Misha Collins is God"

Katou (katoustheshit) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-09-07 16:15:00

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abigail hobbs, agent washington, kanan jarrus, yue katou

Well, I gots me a raise at work, so I thought I'd upgrade the shitty old flip phone that was given to me five years ago. I don't really need one of them fancy touchscreen super computers in my pocket, but it seemed necessary when the third key fell off old Noki.

Probably should have thought that through a bit better because it turns out I can only use it with one fucking hand. Stupid fucking pain in the ass technology.

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	completelysane 2017-09-08 12:47 am UTC (link)
	How the hell do you still have a working five-year-old flip phone? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	katoustheshit 2017-09-08 12:50 am UTC (link)
	There are some mysteries that even God can't solve. Especially since the battery's been held in with duct tape for the last three years. But the thing was practically indestructible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	completelysane 2017-09-08 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Clearly whoever gave it to you knew what they were doing. I've gone through three phones in the three years I've been here. Granted the destruction of one was my fault and the destruction of another was Suda's. But still! Five fucking years?? What the hell, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katoustheshit 2017-09-08 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Well, it ain't like I'm always whipping it out all day or nothing. ... That's what my penis is for. But seriously, I only ever pulled it out (haha) when I needed to call or text someone. Otherwise it stayed safe and sound my bedroom or my backpack or my pocket or whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	completelysane 2017-09-08 01:07 am UTC (link)
	You're secretly 12 years old, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katoustheshit 2017-09-08 01:10 am UTC (link)
	You're only just now figuring this out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectre01 2017-09-08 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Mm. Touch screens are a bitch, aren't they? My phone's rigged for voice commands. Bet if you ask Wash real nice and bat your eyes at him, he can rig yours too. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spectre01 2017-09-08 12:55 am UTC (link)
	None taken. The voice command feature is pretty sweet. I don't have to search for an app, or fat finger anything, or worry about how the damn auto correct is going to fuck up my outgoing messages. But, if you'd rather jab at your phone with one hand, that's your choice, my friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katoustheshit 2017-09-08 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but what about what when the voice thingy does? Like, what if I say "That's me in the corner" and my phone hears "let's pee in the corner?" Or like, crowded clubs or something. Is it so much to ask for for a touch screen that recognizes people with leather and metal fingers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectre01 2017-09-08 01:10 am UTC (link)
	I grant you that the market which caters to those with leather and metal fingers is woefully untapt. And to be fair, I had the same concerns you did. But the microphone on this thing is crazy sensitive. I haven't had a problem with it yet. No miss heard words or shit like that. Which is good, since I use it to stay in contact with this stupid website. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)