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Normally, I'd think learning a language from dreams would be pretty cool. It's a new language and you learn it just from dreams, and that's pretty cool.

You know what's less cool? A language no one else will speak.

Ruf ec drec rambvim?

I doubt I could put 'speaks fluent Al Bhed' on any resume ever.

[Rapunzel]
There's a super cute Korean restaurant opening up not far from my place, do you fancy giving it a try?

To everyone who said it was a 'when you start dreaming' not an 'if', I admit, you guys were right. Weirdly, the main difference between the dreams I'm used to and these Dreams are they way that I wake up feeling as though they actually happened.

I dreamed about being a young kid, being taken away from my family (wtf, space wizards?) and then being taken to a place (planet? temple?) called Coruscant where I was given robes to wear and told I'd be getting training.

o_O

If I didn't already know that 'dreams' were a thing, I'd have wondered who spiked my take-out last night.

I've seen a few people post about dreaming of other planets and stuff. How are you guys handling the knowledge that you aren't dreaming about Earth?

So moving across the country seemed like such a good idea at the time but I've got lost on campus twice and I have three classes to make up reading in because even though the class is similar they've covered different things.

My brain's fried.

Also, hi. I'm Peter Parker, nice to meet you all :)

I've realised that one way I deal with stress is through animal adoption. Most of my cats have come during high stress times in my life; death of a family member, moving, graduation. I cope by focusing on a small furry sweet thing that needs my help and attention.

So with that being said, someone needs to stop me from visiting animal shelters and adopting another cat. Because my own dreams have started up, and while they initially weren't anything to worry about, it seems they'll end quickly when myself and my group of friends visit a place that has killed everyone else that's entered it.

You'd think somewhere call the Den of Woe would be off putting enough.

I had completely forgot how draining it was to be with my uncle's family at Thanksgiving. It's not even like they're that big, it's just so many people.

I have a year to remember to make plans of my own. I think by then I might have a legit army of cats though, that can surely be an excuse, right?

Who would have thought gnomes would be so aggressive?

Also, I woke up this morning with a pain in my forehead, and when I peeled my hair back there was a birthmark. Not just any birthmark. Nooo. One in the shape of the... wait for it, the Big Dipper. Thank God I have enough hair to hide it or you know I could just wear the hat that also turned up.

Now Mabel calling me Dipper all makes sense.

I knew dream me had some issues. But I didn’t realize just how fucked up she was until last nights dream.

So I thought Mason and I mighta been able to avoid this whackadoodle dream thing but apparently not.

Last night I dreamed that I was twelve - nearly thirteen, which is super important - again and summer vacation had started and my brother and I were being sent off to some tiny town in Oregon to visit a long lost, kind of stinky, definitely grumpy Great Uncle that we totally didn't know that we had.

I got a boyfriend in the dreams, too. Which, uh, okay. Was a bit weird because I don't remember being that boy mad at twelve but whatever. Except he was actually just eight gnomes who tried to propose to me and then they kidnapped me to make me their queen and we had to defeat them with a leaf blower.

Before anyone asks, no I didn't have cheese before bed and I definitely haven't been drinking and my candy consumption was worryingly low for yesterday...

I like challenges, I really do. But when you want a full bridal party outfitted in leather dresses, maybe give me more than 2 months notice.

My hands are likely going to be an utter mess by December. On the other hand, I really like the ideas this bride has and her colour scheme. I just really hope I can get enough leather to work with.

At this rate I'll be renting an office space somewhere.

Well at least I can cross a job off the list of things Grandma will be worrying about when I call her later. So I found this website written down on a receipt at the restaurant and figured that I'd check it out. What is this some kind of local group therapy forum?

I need recommendations for vets.

Specifically ones who are good with multiple animals at once, since three of my cats have anxiety issues relating to vet visits. The one I'm with just now just left a horrible taste in my mouth and I have a 8 month old to comfort through the experience now. I can't figure out why someone would go into the profession if they don't have the patience for skittish animals she was neglected for crying out loud.

So, animal owners, please, tell me about your vets.

My latest rescue cat appears to finally have settled into the studio, judging from finding her atop my fabric supplies. I know that it's one of the few places to get some peace, but I could've done without having to fish her down. Especially when the others then think it's a game.

Pro tip to cut down on gym memberships, bulk buy cat supplies and heft them from the car to your apartment. It cuts out premiums on gym memberships and no one ever asks 'do you even lift?'

So, I know some people don't have summer classes but I do and my first one's at 9am but I've had no sleep because the person living next to me held something like a drum and bass concert last night and it didn't finish until about an hour ago and now I'm not even sure a dozen coffees is enough.

I wish I could just magic myself awake. That'd be awesome.

Why do some people think you can turn over a full formal design in one week? Like, I haven't even measured this woman yet, what makes her think I'll have her dress sketched, approved and made in less than 14 days?

I can't stand listening to the Facebook defenders, so you are my venting platform, even if I've never heard of it before.

Like, really. Do people expect bespoke furniture to be ready in a week? This is what you need to put up with when you want one of a kind.