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I'm exhausted but hey, look, someone sent me cookies. Mmm. Cookies. Just the sugar overload I need for the day, and before anyone yells, I already ate one. It was delicious. And i'm fine. Now they're staring at me, though, saying "Eat me" (I shouldn't joke about this in the OC huh?) well you know the look tempting food has when it's being all tempting and you're trying not to be bad and eat the whole platter.

Yumi, don't even start. It's cookies.

I'm slipping away

Anyone ever wake up feeling more like themselves?

Mmm. Not only does this place give me a dream that rattles me a bit, but I woke up to a present from my dreams. She's beautiful, but I have no clue how to use her. Although I wonder if this place just drops them wherever it feels like, cause dropping a Katana in the middle of the floor to trip over is just not fair. That could have sucked a bit.



Yumi
Well that was a fun nightmare. I can't even call that a Dream. That was a nightmare. Also, Haineko showed up. At the same time.

Captain Hitsugaya
If I didn't believe it all, I do now. Haineko's here now, although I'll admit all I've done was look at her like... what do I do.

[Snakeychan, Spatulachan, Boobs-chan (aka Orihime), Blondie (aka Rangiku), Peacockchan]

OOOOKAY. SO! I dunno much about this holiday called Thanksgiving, but my friend Dino Sailor wants to do something for volunteering. I said I'd get people to volunteer with us! SO! You're all volunteering! :D And invite friends too!

I've discovered a new favorite hobby - laying out under the trees in the sun. (Don't worry Yumi! I've got only the best sun protection.) I don't even mind going to work after a nap in the sun. I mean, I still hate work, but at least it seems no one cares if I throw fries at Renji.

And I finally got the cooks to stop with their ridiculous nickname although I think... that new one might be more annoying Enough frozen burgers to the head will teach them, right?

Yumi
Hey. Can I ask you something?

Orihime
How are you, dear??

I think I ran out of Halloween candy! Someone want to be my new best friend and share theirs with me?

[Snakeychan]


You've been soooooo quiet. What's new?

My dream self is a ruthless bitch.

Private: Toshiro Hitsugaya
I think we've spoken all of like twice but... I think I kind of... remember you?

Private: Yumi
Please tell me I'm not crazy.
Had another Dream.
Though I think I'm missing things, because it made no sense.
and I feel heartbroken.

Private: Gin
(* ˘⌣˘)◞[_]♥[_]ヽ(•‿• )


Public
These Dreams leave you feeling like crap don't they? I actually can't WAIT to go to work. Disgruntled customers beware, I will not be taking any shit from you.

Oh sweet heaven it's nice to have my voice back. I missed TALKING.

Private: Yumi
Yumi, dear, gossip night?

Private: Renji
See you at work tomorrow night~ can't wait to argue with customers!

Private: Gin
Check your phone.
{he has a voice message from Rangiku: "Love you, I bet you missed the sound of my voice, hmm?"}

I suppose receiving gifts from "home" would mean that these dreams are really coming true.

[Yumichika]

How is Rangiku doing? I've been keeping my distance so I'm not certain if she's...remembered who I am yet. I've...well. If anyone does feel a shift in spiritual pressure, it's because I woke up this morning with Hyorinmaru in hand. And my Captain's haori. It would seem it's official now.
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OOOOOO YAY in one week is my favorite holiday!!!

[Yumichika]

I got you a present!!! Spa day tomorrow if you're free? My university had a raffle and I won, yay!!
[/Yumichika]

[Jessie]
hiya! How are you? Been a while!! You and Gin have candy for the holiday?

My hair is now apparently fabulous.

Well the other night I had one of those Dreams people keep talking about. Threw me for quite the loop, I admit. but it lead to a wonderful morning, and then a great weekend... but details I'm curious to see if I'll get any more or not. It was such a sad, melancholy start, though...

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

I SEE WE'VE A LOT OF NEW PEOPLES ON HERE! I'M YACHIRU! How are all of youuuuu?

YUMI

YUMI

GUESS WHAT.


I can afford our spa day!

Yumi. ARE YOU HAPPY? God. Finally signed up for this network THING. Whatever.


I need a job. My makeup box won't keep itself filled anymore. UGH

I've been told that I need friends. Because I only have two.

So hello. I'm Lydia. I like clothes. And this is pointless and ridiculous.

Ah will NEVER understand people. Seriously. Who the fuck reaches out and grabs someone's hair and goes "OHMYGAWD IS THAT NATURAL?" in a high pitched squeal, as they be tugging on my white hairs. Seriously. grow up. Leave mah hair alone. Don't touch. Don't gawk. Ah've got ENOUGH problems, ah don't need yer damn advice "oh dye it to match the rest?" ah tried that once. it didn't take. Ah don't need to hear six different types of dye to try. Get yer damn hands off my damn hair.

This is not the first time today that's happened, either. Are people in a mood or something ta be annoying?

Here's some of my views regarding Fall Fashion Week. There was so much bad compared to the good, that I had to stop staring at the hideous like a hypnotic fender-bender on the freeway.

( Fall Fashion for the Fashionista. )

Hello, Valar! I've arrived! I hear this is the best place to be online.

I desperately need to go shopping for a new autumn wardrobe and shoes.

I'm open to recommendations.

Would anyone care to accompany me for an evening out?

Spent the weekend in LA with my father. It's interesting to note the difference between the two areas. School officially begins on Tuesday, though university classes started this past week.

[Filter to Penelope Garcia]

Whenever you're available for lessons, I'd be more than happy to start up with them. It'll be a pleasant discussion from these dreams. As I said, I don't think it's possible to die if you've died in your dreams as I'm, technically, already dead in mine. But apparently, the after life isn't so peaceful in my world.
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[Filter to Tessa, other shinigami (Renji, Gin, Yachiru, Yumichika)]

I suppose I should introduce myself, as we seem to know each other in the other world. I'm not certain if we know each other well, though. I'm Toshiro Hitsugaya. In this world, I'm just a student, attending university and high school, who spends his free time at a karate dojo. Who are all of you, here?
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You guys! <3

I could just bounce up and down with delight! I could! I'm going to! I'm doing it right now, but you can't see it.

The new house is ~sooooo~ pretty! It's got a huge pool area and I think I might have you all over for a party when we're settled in! That won't be for a while though, so I'm not sure if it'll be warm enough to swim still. I guess we'll have to see!

They're working on the studio right now and it's going to be amazing! I'm so excited!

Nothing like dreaming that your father has set you up to be married, but none of them want to be married to you because you look like a man.

Nice one.

...shimatta.

More dreams. I can't...these ones were...different.

People get way too bent outta shape over being given the wrong size drink. I can't be expected to hear a pig fart through that drive-thru speaker, even if someone plastered the pig's ass against it, OK? It sounds like ZZZZTZZZT-ra LARGE PEPSI-ZZZT-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ makes me want to stab myself in the face with a plastic spoon ZZZZZZSSSSSSSTTTTstaticZZSST.

So ya got a large drink instead of an extra large? Big deal. Learn to pronunciate or talk louder, dammit. You think someone would figure that out after I say "WHAT?!" fifty billion friggin' times.

Hello, Valar Net. I'm Yumichika and I'm reintroducing mysplendidself again since I was away on an extended shopping extravaganza. If anyone is in need of a personal shopper & stylist, I'm available.

Did I miss anything interesting while I was gone?

So I am feeling generous.

For the next four days, my album will be available for whatever price you're all willing to pay. It will include four bonus tracks that I am in the process of recording, and the bonus tracks will only be available with the purchase of this album this week.

The media really should learn to verify.

Well hello there, Valarnet!

I'm Vala, just moved here from Australia and looking for some fun. What do you guys do for giggles around here?

Also looking for a house, any recommendations for good neighbourhoods?

So guess who got moved to the plague ward of Bad Girl Scouts' Camp?

Hand over the beads and macrame and I promise I won't breathe on anybody.

I am going so stircrazy right now, I hate it.

Someone take me somewhere? I can't drive in the States yet. I'll buy you lunch.

MAN. YOU GUYS, THESE DREAMS.

They're so crazy and it's kind of awesome. One night, I turned into a guy using my compact so I could sneak past these police guys and save the day, and it turned out the evil girl was actually this other evil girl's sister and... stuff. Still melted away the same, though!

AND THEN there was this boyband, right? And they had a girlband linked to them and some fancy ~princess~ thing, and they all had Dark in their names... and nobody thought it was anything suspicious! Everyone in my dreams is dumb. :| Stupid Dark Agency.

At least I wiped the floor with them! Maybe they'll get smarter in time. I mean, only so many times V can save the day!

I am so bored lately. Does anyone need a personal shopper? It seems like my regulars aren't clamoring to request my skills as a personal stylist and shopper lately, because of that vile cold or flu thing I've heard about. I think over half the people in this apartment complex have it, already. I'm too pretty to die this young! And I can't die when I'm living in a cheap studio apartment in such a ugly neighborhood. They'll find my beautiful and fashionably attired body surrounded by cheap Ikea and Target home furnishings. Life is unfair! I could shriek at the horror of it all, simply thinking about it!

Or I could look at it as I'll never ever get a wrinkle and desperately require botox.

...

...

...wait, I can deal with that.

Does anyone want to give me their flu?