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You know, when Martin Luther King talked about his dreams, he managed to do it without boring everyone half to death or coming off like a bunch of Hot Topic rejects.

So Rocco said this is the place to be, and to be seen. I’m Gabe Torres, nice to meet you all.

I’m currently looking for any job that can utilize my degree in botany; in the meantime I’m workin' as a bouncer at a local nightclub. Because you know, those two things go together.

I'm from New York City so I don't know a damn thing about this place. Pointers?

Dear vampire-slaying Dream Me,

You just totally failed at your job when you started falling for a vampire. Sure, you didn't know, but the signs were there. No one has a complexion like that unless they're dead.

I can't even begin to explain how much of a fail this is.

No love,
Normal-You

Can I get off this train of craziness now?

Well I just spent several hundred dollars buying new undergarments. Mostly online, but I still need to drag my girlfriend to expose Victoria's Secret, because do I really need an excuse?

I'm not sure if the cleanliness of this apartment makes up for the fact that my red undies are still MIA.

Unless somebody cleaned it overnight?

Allison? Kenzi? Lydia?