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I don't get it.

It would be nice if the thunder storms on the horizon would move in and break.

So much for the lovely California weather I've been hearing about.

My head feels like an over ripe piece of fruit and is ready to split

First day back at the office. Am immediately reminded why I hate working in a office.

We're going to need a bigger boat.

What has two thumbs and didn't wake up until after the sun went down? This guy.

First things first. Time to put together a meal that encompasses all the best things about breakfast lunch and dinner.

I've got a mailbox full of fast food fliers and coupons for everything from car washes to tacos. I guess this is what passes for a 'welcome to the neighborhood' gift.

Hello California and thank you. I really could use a family sized three topping pizza for the price of 14.99 (delivery charges apply).