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Christmas is the most boring day. Everyone is so concerned with spending time with their families, the clubs are closed and there's nothing to do. Plus everyone is in their houses so there's no place to go steal I propose a hedonist Christmas next year. I'll have it at my place in Emerald Bay. All of the attractive people can come over and we'll just have a big orgy.

Yes. I like this plan.

My dreams just took a turn for the weird.

[locked to Selina]

You need a skintight catsuit. For reasons.

Thirteen days until the world ends and the so called apocalypse occurs. All the cool people are counting down to the end of days instead of Christmas. That being said I will not object to Christmas presents early, just in case.

I guess it's time to introduce myself on this thing. The name's Selina Kyle and no, whatever you've read about me in the papers is not true. Or mostly not true. It's hard to keep up.

I'm not very good at making new friends and my therapist says an icebreaker gift can work wonders so I've sent out a gift basket to each of you according to your gender. You should have received it today. Try not to worry about how I got your addresses.

Is it possible to feel guilty about how well things turn out? I mean everything was pretty shitty until Selina showed up, but now, life is just so good.

I just feel guilty. Not everyone gets pulled out of the gutter like that.

It's that time of year for new toys for good girls and boys. Which generally doesn't include me, but here I am.