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Was at grocery store. Doing what normal people do at grocery stores--staring blankly at 300 kinds of cheese. Obviously. And then a teenaged girl comes up to me -- and I want to hope she recognized me from my Vlog but there's really no saying one way or the other -- and asks me if she can lick me.

LICK ME. WHAT EVEN. WHY. IS THAT A THING? A THING PEOPLE DO NOW?

I did what every respectable man might do in that situation, of course.

Grocery store security did have to stop me and remind me to pay on my way out, though. Sigh.

And you know what? I forgot the dang cheese.

Hello Valarnet! My fellow science folk in particular! I'm looking for some advice/ideas.

I've been contemplating getting some kind of tattoo (I know, I know, call me crazy, but I'm just entertaining the idea for now). Now I loooove science, physics in particular, but I can't decide what I want.

So shoot me some ideas and the like and I'll go from there :-D

A very nice lady named Rainbow Dash gave me one of her tortoises.

...Tank and his ladyfriend made babies again. Look at this ridiculousness.

There's ten of them. Anyone want a teeny baby tortoise?

I never want to see anything like that again. What the Reapers did to Palaven...

I'm worried for Illium It's terrifying. And horrific.

Girl you know it's true.

Ooh ooh ooh, I love you.

Other awful songs that you can't help but love? Go. Bonus if they're from the 80s and 90s.

I'm normally not one to say this out loud or even admit it, for that matter but, I'm lonely It's too quiet I'm bored. I will admit that my neighbors provide great audio entertainment but only I can listen to so much before I want to pull my hair out or tell them to shut the fuck up. So, I'm thinking of getting a roommate. I haven't decided if he'll be short and hairy or long and scaly.

Well, how about this place? Seems nice enough. It ain't Alabama, but what place is? Besides Alabama.

Let me make my introductions: John Kirrahe, at your service.