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Mar. 27th, 2021


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Today I had a client ask we tell the caterer he wanted candle salads as a starter dish. And I've never heard of a candle salad before. So I looked it up. Okay fruit salad of some sort, but why is it called a candle salad?

So I kept scrolling to the finished picture. And um.

I don't really have much (any) experience in that area, but that really doesn't look like a candle to me, and I can really only think of one way you'd eat that.

Did I mention this event was a wedding rehearsal dinner? How much do you have to hate your in-laws?

Mar. 23rd, 2021


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I'm still a little upset that I was trapped in Fillory and everyone else got to go back to Earth and get demons put in their backs. But I guess in the long run it's a good thing. The tattoo that Quentin had to get to seal his in was tragic. I had another dream - the Beast forced Margo, Alice, Quentin and I to try to kill each other through a curse he'd placed on our thrones. It would affect any child of Earth but we were the lucky ones who got to be Kings and Queens after he took over. Way to go us right?

Penny solved the problem though - he poisoned all of us and then brought us back using adrenaline. Our deaths, even temporarily, were enough to satisfy the curse so we stopped trying to murder one another so we were able to get back to figuring out how to defeat the Beast which would have gone off perfectly if Julia hadn't interfered with Alice's attack so instead of killing him he was just wounded and took off with Quentin and Alice following him.

When the battle finally happens, Quentin gets hurt by the Beast and Alice uses the battle magic spell anyway even though she doesn't have enough power which results in her turning into a Niffin and after killing him, which thank God that's done, starts to go after me and Margo but that brilliant idiot Quentin releases his demon to kill NiffinAlice so that we're safe.

Mar. 22nd, 2021


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I grew up on a farm, with all kinds of animals. I miss the horses, the cows, the pigs, the sheep, even the ducks. Dogs and cats, of course, chickens. I do not miss the rooster crowing at the butt crack of dawn. But I miss having animals around.

I'm thinking about getting a cat, or two. They do better than dogs when they're alone for hours at a time. I've only ever really been around outdoor cats, but obviously I'm looking at getting indoor cats. My question is should I stick with one, or do they like having a companion to keep them company?

Mar. 21st, 2021


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I know it comes from good intentions but I wish more people understood that it's not polite to grab a blind person. The only time this is appropriate is if the person's life is in danger. Otherwise, please ask if we need the help as opposed to just assuming that we need the help.

Mar. 18th, 2021


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I don't know why green beer is so bloody appealing, but I've already had three tonight and we're only at our second bar of the night. How many more am I bound to have before we call it a night? Only time will tell.

Feb. 28th, 2021


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I can't believe that tomorrow is already Monday again.

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I can always tell when I'm pushing myself too hard - I've been sitting here all weekend getting pissed off because my phone is draining it's battery too quickly for what it's doing and I can't figure out why. I picked it up tonight and - I've had wi-fi turned off all weekend. It's been in data roaming the whole time which is why it's been draining so fast.

Feb. 24th, 2021


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Has anyone watched that Crime Scene series on Netflix? The one about the Cecil Hotel? Watched it the other night with Eliot and Margo and it is so bloody fucking creepy! There is so much about that case that just doesn't make sense. Yes, it makes sense in the long run, but it still doesn't make sense. I still have so many questions

It absolutely makes sense that it was one of the inspirations for the Hotel season of American Horror Story.

Feb. 22nd, 2021


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So what were the odds that both of my sisters were going to end up leaving town at the same time? I kind of expected that Katherine and Enzo might leave at some point since Enzo kept opening clubs all over the place, but I wasn't expecting Elena to get a job offer that would cause her to move too. Katherine had already moved out when she got married, but now that Elena is gone too, this house seems so big. I wouldn't dream of selling it though. Ali actually moved in, so I'm not by myself, but I'm wondering if maybe I should rent out the other two bedrooms.

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Well, that was a bit... anti-climatic. I'm still not sure what to even make of these damn dreams. I still want to know what idiot dresses up as a devil.

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Great... So Jericho is gonna get hit with radiation from a damn nuke. Which means clearing out the fallout shelter under medical center. On second thought, that shelter didn't pan out. There wouldn't of been any air. So, we had to take the critical patients, which was about 11 people, to the fallout shelter under town hall and the rest of us to a mine shaft.

... Where we're going to blow the entrance to trap us inside from the radiated rain.

Of course my dream self is crazy and heading off to his best friend's ranch because there's assholes there with a gun. So, he blows the entrance to the mine up. Dad can't be found either. This is turning crazy, on all fronts.

ALSO, BEING SHOT AT SUCKS! Guess, it's a good thing that I'm a damn good shot and took care of the idiots. Now? We need to head into the storm shelter from this damn radiation rain. Luckily, we got inside before the rain started coming down.

Supposedly, it's never safe around me. You hear that, Sheppard. NEVER safe.

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I'm seriously considering taking a leave of absence from my work. With these dreams and everything, and Jesse getting older, I feel like work is suffering. Maybe it's time to consider a change of career.

Feb. 21st, 2021


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Well... that dream was a bit of a doozy. Dream!Me rose from the dead, took her axe and killed three of her enemies. THEN she led her companions into victory.

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Thank goodness Valentine's Day is over! That's definitely one of the busier holidays for baked goods and desserts around here.

Now I've got to set my sights on St. Patrick's Day, which probably be just some Irish inspired items like rye bread and random green items like shamrock shortbread cookies and maybe a Bailey's mint pie or some kind of dessert with Guinness since so many people just celebrate the day without being Irish.

Then we jump into Easter. This beginning of the year is always insane with holidays.

Jan. 24th, 2021


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I understand people wanting to get married on Valentine's Day. I have nothing against people wanting to get married on Valentine's Day. I just wish some people would realize getting married on Valentine's Day means it's going to be more bloody expensive than any other random day. I mean, not everyone who wants to get married on a holiday is like that, but I've had a good number of people who seem so shocked when I tell them how much certain things are going to be on Valentine's Day. Florists especially charge more for Valentine's Day weddings. When will people learn?

Jan. 5th, 2021


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More Alec drama. No truck or phone all because of being a demonstrator. Supposedly the old man wanted us to take care of a broken fence, but dream me is determined to keep calling him a traitor saying he can do things himself.

In other words, we're back to not giving me a lot.

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So I guess that fog horn came in handy. It helped me reunite with my brother.

DreamO wants to know what her brother is on, giving dreamMurphy a weapon and letting him go with Finn. Now it's a matter of getting us all back home to the camp. For the most part? The dream was kind of dull.

Save for the part that Lincoln's gone. I'm taking my brother, Monroe and the others back towards camp. And Murphy is going off with Finn.

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Looks like DreamRaven has gotten used to the brace.

Finn is also out looking for Clarke, despite the fact that she's in the camp with us. She was brought in the night before and Bellamy showed up in the morning. But Finn wasn't with him.

There's an electric fence around the camp. Bellamy, Clarke and Octavia are going after Murphy and Finn. Seems I have connections with Wick. In order to kill the electricity in the fence. Go us. Even if by Johnny's count, things have gone to hell already where Finn is concerned.

Yay for heart to hearts with Abby that aren't really heart to hearts. The adults need to realize that we're not kids anymore and haven't been since the day we were sent down to the ground to die.

Dec. 22nd, 2020


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I suppose all traditions have to end at some point. Next year I'll be working the month of October. But the opportunity to plan not one but two fabulous weddings with my boyfriend Felix? I couldn't pass it up. And the happy couple telling us we can make them as over the top as we'd like? Icing on the cake.

[Felix]

You don't mind that I said yes we'd do it do you?

[Minako]

Get in touch with Catherine about the cakes now. And reach out to her catering friend.

Dec. 21st, 2020


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I love how Alice and I look like we're going to vastly different Christmas parties. She's in like... three layers of clothes before her dress even starts and looks like an extra from A Christmas Carol. Meanwhile I look like I'm in that one scene from Mean Girls.

Nov. 17th, 2020


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So you know how before Halloween I usually bug everyone here about the local Rocky Horror midnight showing and I didn't this year? There was a reason for that. This year's musical at school IS The Rocky Horror Show, and I got the part of Columbia! I figured I'd let someone else take her for the RHPS shadow cast this year and focus my energy on being the best Columbia I can be on stage. As usual, the first showing will be in December, and I'm looking forward to seeing all of you there! (Thomas, can you distract my parents from... any parts you know they're not going to want to watch? Thanks!)

Nov. 2nd, 2020


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Oh look. I've been kidnapped in the Dreams. Again. Lovely. Just what I wanted.

Nov. 1st, 2020


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That was definitely an experience. Not a bad one, but I could have done without the 'Oh, you and Itt are perfect for one another, we're so glad you're going to get married' because well....not going to lie, kiiiiiinda not wanting to be suddenly end up engaged/married out of nowhere. It was like the rock trolls and Kristoff all over again. Which again, they're great and I wouldn't mind meeting Kristoff here but, the Addams Family were great and Itt was sweet. Buuuuut would have been fine without that part. It makes me worried it's going to become a pattern. So um, yeah. Thank you, Peeta for getting me out of a sudden engagement.

Oct. 29th, 2020


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I honestly never thought I'd have to be saying this but just in case anyone was unclear: it is not a violation of your civil liberties to be asked for your ID when buying from a dispensary. You're buying an age restricted item, you should be expecting to have to prove you're old enough. Jesus Christ if you aren't mature enough to do that you sure as hell aren't mature enough to be smoking.

Oct. 28th, 2020


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School it's so bad in my dreams, I mean I'm dealing with popular girls being bitches, but other than that, I kinda like it. I'm still on the task of getting the wand for mother, but I'm going about it another way, which I'm not too fond of. I gave the Prince spelled cookies for her could fall in love with me.

I know, I know, but the thing is...I think I'm falling for him? Weird.


Also woke up to my mother spell book in my bed.

Oct. 23rd, 2020


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Milan Fashion Week was this week and hands down, Moschino had the best show. It's was probably the most creative thing I've ever seen. Whoever thought to use marionettes as the models should get a raise. And the fact that they had a miniature of Anna Wintour in the audience was brilliant.



[Obviously ignore the bit about the pandemic.]

Oct. 20th, 2020


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It's been almost two fucking months since my last dream. Two fucking months wearing this fucking eyepatch. If my dreams don't get their ass in gear and give me my eye back soon, I'm going to kill someone. I'm getting really tired of my depth perception being off. This had better not last much longer.

Oct. 17th, 2020


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In the grand tradition of me - I’m giving myself Halloween off from planning parties so that I can enjoy my favorite holiday. And less selfishly so my assistant can do whatever she does for it. Last year it was the shadowcast for Rocky Horror Picture Show but I’m not sure if she’s mentioned it yet this year. Minako? You holding back?

Oct. 12th, 2020


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The last time I saw anyone angerclean was back in 8th grade when Mom saw my F in pre-algebra. But the past few days have been a weird trip down memory lane because that's what Alice is doing with her post break-up energy. She's getting rid of so much stuff, and I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. I've never seen her closet have this much room in it before? But she's got four huge boxes of things to donate to charity. And I've lost track of just how much stuff we've been taking pictures of for her to list on LaceMarket.

Oct. 4th, 2020


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So now that it's October, I have to ask, what is everyone's favorite scary movie? Scary. Horror. Halloween themed. Anything like that.

For me, it's the Scream movies, Gremlins and Corpse Bride.

Oct. 3rd, 2020


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What kind of family starves their adopted son and forces them to live in a cupboard barely the size of a crawl space under the stairs with bloody spiders?

Sep. 29th, 2020


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I thought I'd gotten the rabbit I woke up to last month comfortably established at the Magic Guild. Nice little hutch in the library for people to talk to it, and be as creeped out as I was by it's repeated use of one word in that grating voice, but I go in today to feed and water the little thing and it's pouting in the corner of it's hutch not looking at anyone.

Anybody know if rabbits can get depressed? And if they can what do I do to fix it?

Sep. 23rd, 2020


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I will be forever grateful for Magnus' glamour. If I had lost my eye after he left then I'd be stuck with everyone being able to see this stupid eye patch. Fucking fairy bitch had better give me my eye back soon, because I'm not going to live with this glamour forever and there's no way I'm getting married with one eye. This honestly couldn't have happened at a worse time.

Sep. 11th, 2020


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I got a motorcycle dog carrier for Bernie, he seemed to really love it, even got him some stylish goggles to protect his eyes.

I might spoil him too much, but he deserves it, trust me.


Only now he's seen a dog in a sidecar and he's not loving the carrier as much, because now he wants to be beside me to see everything and not my back.

Sep. 7th, 2020


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I've never been one of those people who hate gender reveal parties, but considering this latest news about how a recent one started one of the wildfires, I'm beginning to turn to the side of the people who are saying enough is enough. Using a cake to reveal the gender is fine, but using a smoke grenade is really something you should rethink before deciding on it. Use some common sense.

Aug. 20th, 2020


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Dream me is an idiot. I should have left but nooooo. I stayed to film Ladybug and Cat Noir fighting the supervillain The Pharoah. And who gets kidnapped by him? ME. And what does he want to do with me? Sacrifice me. I swear dream me is so single minded sometimes. Always about the latest scoop.

Aug. 4th, 2020


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What the fucking hell?

I apologize if I insulted the dream gods or whatever this is.

So, the apocalypse begins and this plane of survivors is above the nuclear blast. They end up at this fallout shelter called Outpost 3. They get these little fucking cubes to eat and it basically sucks and they play the same song on repeat over and over. You can't go outside or do shit, and suddenly who comes in on a carriage like a year and a half into this - ME! I've been watching, and I'm some sort of leader. Someone shoots my horses at my command. Dudes, this is creepy as fuck.

Now, I'm in trying to interrogate those to take to my 'cooperative' to determine who gets to live and who gets to stay and starve. Some rubberman comes in and is hovering around, bangs my first subject (and I think it's me or some sort of thing I create - which makes no sense) but then I tell him that I wouldn't touch such a pathetic guy. This is so TMI, but this is so fucked up. So then the guy in the rubber suit goes back and they're going at it and he stabs the guy thinking it's me and it's his grandma who ratted on him as disgusting and immoral and needs to die. I get some perverse pleasure seeing these people do their worst. I mean, I stripped a lady to look at her spine, humiliated her and told her she didn't pass my test.

But seriously, I got an apocalypse, an android, survivors, some sort of leadership that I'd like to cancel. I'd like spaceships, or maybe fluffy bunnies in a field. I'm some demon. I know it.

Aug. 1st, 2020


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Well that was...awkward. I'm pretty sure I just got married by rock trolls in my dreams? Very insistent rock trolls at that.

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Personal Entry )

Jul. 26th, 2020


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I thought I'd try making cookies today because I just wanted some. Followed the directions perfectly. The edges were burned and the insides were still raw. And this is why, Mom, you really don't want me to learn to cook. I'd just poison myself and everyone around me.

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cut for image, visable to everyone )

While it's great to know we officially exist now, I feel it would have saved time to just ask us?

Jul. 21st, 2020


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My dreams are so weird.

I'm a PS on a set for porn, that my sister is a part of...


Honestly, I think it has to be lack of sleep.

Jul. 20th, 2020


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...Who had tiktokers try to curse the moon for July's weirdness?

Jul. 17th, 2020


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What's up Orange County? Guess who's back!

For those who don't know me, I'm Sara, your friendly neighbourhood bartender/barista, kind of happy to be back on my home turf again. So, how many zombie invasions have I missed?

Jul. 4th, 2020


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Oh my god, has nobody else heard of the term "birthday month"?! The barista didn't seem to agree with me that you have a whole month to celebrate your birthday.

Tonight's celebrations come with fireworks. I take no responsibility for how they turn out. Obviously I don't have control of the presentation.

Jul. 3rd, 2020


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I'm not one to believe in the whole idea that the Dreams like to 'troll' us or the like.... but doing the supposed 'greatest hits' of my relationship/marriage in them on the anniversary of when my divorce was finalised? Sometimes I have to reconsider that belief.

Jun. 19th, 2020


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Yes I bring my dog into my office everyday. Yes I frequently am seen petting him during meetings with clients who aren't allergic or afraid of dogs. No brides that does not mean that he is available to be a part of your wedding package. Next one who tries to push on it is getting asked to leave and getting a partial refund based on how much work I've already done.

Jun. 11th, 2020


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Pandemonium is all decorated for Pride and we have a special Pride Martini on the menu for the entire month of June. We'll have other events throughout the week so if you're looking for a safe place, with good music and drinks, to celebrate Pride come on down.

Jun. 7th, 2020


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I know I’ve read about getting dream tokens and stuff. But still weird to wake up and find one. What’s the strangest one’s some have you got?

[Sam Winchester]

I’ve got something you’ll want to take a look at.

Jun. 3rd, 2020


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More dreams. I could think of worse dreams than being a pirate. Daughter of Captain Hook in fact. Well, the youngest daughter. A little dark though. Apparently King Beasty? He brought dead villains back to life and trapped them on the Isle of the Lost where they had kids they didn't care about. No food. Well, that's not true. The Isle received the spoiled, rotten leftovers from Auradon.

What a guy.