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Oh my god

(OOC: Link very NSFW)

It's official: Looks like I'm one of the dreamers.

I suppose I should appreciate the fact that things seem to be off to a relatively tame start.

Good evening, everyone.

An employee of mine has mentioned this network a few times and I was curious to see it for myself. I've spent the past afternoon reading. It's been very interesting.

My name is Robin, its a pleasure to "meet" you all, although, a few of you seem a little familiar.

One of the paralegals at the office threatened to secretly sign me up for one of those ridiculous dating sites if I didn't make more of an effort to meet new people.

So this is me, saving her life making an effort. Do people actually make friends on this network?

We were trying to string together a set for my segment this morning and I shot a nail through my foot. We bandaged it up, taped the segment, and now I'm sitting in the emergency room.

This is actually not my first injury. I've broken a thumb, cut my thigh open, and fallen off a wall.

I swear Mr J's Neighborhood is cursed.

Y'know, for someone they used to call a walking pride parade, my luck with girls has been like... slim to none lately.

Can I blame the weird fuzzy things? I mean, I know Pinkie dealt with 'em and all, but... Better than admitting I suck

That's it.

I give up on trying to put the books back. Fuzzy little bastards just keep knocking them back off.

Tomorrow marks the third month of my community service on Mr. J's Neighborhood. At least I get to teach children how important the natural world is. If I can just survive my co-worker

I cannot say anything disparaging I cannot say anything disparaging

It's been an enlightening experience.

Purslane. It's a common weed that normally doesn't flower until August but lately it's been flowering much earlier. Mine flowered in late June.

It's harmless to most of us, and can even be eaten by humans.

It seems to be quite toxic to these creatures, but they like eating it.

I heartily recommend people avoid weeding until this menace is gone. Every bit helps.

And maybe you'll discover that some weeds are truly beautiful.

Okay what did I miss while I was having an impromptu cruise? Fuzzy creatures?

oh my god tribbles

Anyway, short version is a friend and I were grabbed off the street and taken on a little adventure. We're okay now. If anyone really wants details I can give it in a PM.

We really gotta find a way to get rid of these critters. They've ruined half our summer crop already.

These furry...things...seem to be vulnerable to certain kinds of plants. I found a dozen dead around my oleander.

Good riddance.