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I'm exhausted but hey, look, someone sent me cookies. Mmm. Cookies. Just the sugar overload I need for the day, and before anyone yells, I already ate one. It was delicious. And i'm fine. Now they're staring at me, though, saying "Eat me" (I shouldn't joke about this in the OC huh?) well you know the look tempting food has when it's being all tempting and you're trying not to be bad and eat the whole platter.

Yumi, don't even start. It's cookies.

[Snakeychan, Spatulachan, Boobs-chan (aka Orihime), Blondie (aka Rangiku), Peacockchan]

OOOOKAY. SO! I dunno much about this holiday called Thanksgiving, but my friend Dino Sailor wants to do something for volunteering. I said I'd get people to volunteer with us! SO! You're all volunteering! :D And invite friends too!

I think I ran out of Halloween candy! Someone want to be my new best friend and share theirs with me?

[Snakeychan]


You've been soooooo quiet. What's new?

Private: Toshiro Hitsugaya
I think we've spoken all of like twice but... I think I kind of... remember you?

Private: Yumi
Please tell me I'm not crazy.
Had another Dream.
Though I think I'm missing things, because it made no sense.
and I feel heartbroken.

Private: Gin
(* ˘⌣˘)◞[_]♥[_]ヽ(•‿• )


Public
These Dreams leave you feeling like crap don't they? I actually can't WAIT to go to work. Disgruntled customers beware, I will not be taking any shit from you.

Oh sweet heaven it's nice to have my voice back. I missed TALKING.

Private: Yumi
Yumi, dear, gossip night?

Private: Renji
See you at work tomorrow night~ can't wait to argue with customers!

Private: Gin
Check your phone.
{he has a voice message from Rangiku: "Love you, I bet you missed the sound of my voice, hmm?"}

I hope everyone had a WONDERFUL Halloween! I did not go out as planned. You know that whole not talking thing. Which is super depressing. I'd even picked up a costume to go to work in. But oh well.

Here's hoping I get my voice back soon. I miss talking.

Still can't talk. This is getting tiresome. Anyone who knows me knows I LOVE TO TALK. Thankfully I have a wonderful caretaker keeping an eye on me. And cheering me up when it gets to me a bit.

On the other hand, it means I can't go to work. Can't really help customers without talking. Who knew I'd actually miss that place? Yeesh.

Does anyone want ta go drink themselves into silent oblivion with me? Silent cause ah can't talk.

Yer damn well kiddin' me, right, OC? Two in a week? Ah'm not happy with you right now. That was just... damn girl, ah been one awful girl ain't ah?

It's a Halloween prank, ain't it? Bah.

Private: Logan
Ah think ah found some of that bullshit you were tellin me bout in mah damn dreams.
Ah don't like me none.

Private: Raven
Ah'm pretty awful aren't ah? Stealing Thor's powers? ah'm gonna go with that's as awesome as it is awful.

Ah can't decide if ah'm going to do Halloween this year or not. a little paranoid about it, to be honest It could be fun, ah've not done a Halloween in quite a few years.

Gin
Forgot to tell you the other week, your housemate's pretty awesome.Ah introduced her to Gumbo. Also this week was fun! Ah helped fight off a cougar ^_^

Raven
Ah think ah need to step it up a notch. Got corned by a cougar last week when ah went out with Lara. You may have noticed the scratches and me not getting out of bed for a day to sleep it off, ah just kind of forgot to tell you. Oops?

This is really amazing! I think my cat, Sadie, is pregnant! She's been exhibiting classic nesting signs lately... oh I'm not expert yet, it'll take me years before I am, but my gut says that she is.

I'm going to take her to the vet to make confirm, of course, but I really can't wait to see how many kittens we're going to end up with and what they'll look like. Now I just have to decide which of my two favorite vets I'm going to take her to. That's a tough choice!

There ain't not better feelin' than the few days after a good tussle. Every muscle aches happily. Some days ah think ah was born to brawl - although gotta say, black eyes don't look good on me. Gotta learn ta not get distracted. not gonna lie. it was HARD to NOT get distracted.

Ah suppose ah'll just have to try to behave when Devil's Night rolls around. Good girl like me can't get caught up in all that mischief, right? can't promise that..

ooh ah wonder what ah should dress up as this year! Suggestions?

Lara
Rock climbing? Ah'm already beat up!

Hey. I'm Rukia. Ignore everything my brother just posted. He's kind of grumpy and can't control himself from being that way.

America is kind of weird, but okay.

Ah had another set of Dreams...

Ah... Ah don't even... Ah... can't...

Ah need a drink. And ta punch someone in the face. Or drink myself into oblivion. Ah was an awful person in mah dreams.

Filter: Gin
Can ah come hide out in yer spare room for a few days? Raven reminds me much of the woman in mah dreams and a h can't look at her right now without twitching...

Yumi. ARE YOU HAPPY? God. Finally signed up for this network THING. Whatever.


I need a job. My makeup box won't keep itself filled anymore. UGH

Sometimes venting on the network brings you a solution that makes the night oh so much sweeter. Ah had so much fun last night, ah don't even know how to start.

Filter: Logan
Thanks. Ah mean it. That? Was the best fun.

Filter: Gin
Oh man, ah had almost as much fun last night as ah do when we hit up that club.

Ah will NEVER understand people. Seriously. Who the fuck reaches out and grabs someone's hair and goes "OHMYGAWD IS THAT NATURAL?" in a high pitched squeal, as they be tugging on my white hairs. Seriously. grow up. Leave mah hair alone. Don't touch. Don't gawk. Ah've got ENOUGH problems, ah don't need yer damn advice "oh dye it to match the rest?" ah tried that once. it didn't take. Ah don't need to hear six different types of dye to try. Get yer damn hands off my damn hair.

This is not the first time today that's happened, either. Are people in a mood or something ta be annoying?

Having my persimmon trees an' the rest of the garden trying ta kill me? That sure isn't adding the fun into my birthday.

If I go out there one more time an' its still on the attack, then I'm gonna haveta level everything in one fell swoop.

Well then. Ah think ah've had enough of these dreams everyone been talking about already. Ah could have done with out them.

Spent the weekend in LA with my father. It's interesting to note the difference between the two areas. School officially begins on Tuesday, though university classes started this past week.

[Filter to Penelope Garcia]

Whenever you're available for lessons, I'd be more than happy to start up with them. It'll be a pleasant discussion from these dreams. As I said, I don't think it's possible to die if you've died in your dreams as I'm, technically, already dead in mine. But apparently, the after life isn't so peaceful in my world.
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[Filter to Tessa, other shinigami (Renji, Gin, Yachiru, Yumichika)]

I suppose I should introduce myself, as we seem to know each other in the other world. I'm not certain if we know each other well, though. I'm Toshiro Hitsugaya. In this world, I'm just a student, attending university and high school, who spends his free time at a karate dojo. Who are all of you, here?
[/end]

[written in Japanese]

Gin Ichimaru.

I do believe I warned you once what I would do if you hurt Momo, and now you're responsible for that, and I intend to carry out my threat. She's dear to me both in this life and in the dream life here.

Ah 'ave to say it's nice bein' in my own body. Ah am rather content to be back in my skin, and if'n that never 'appens again ah'll be happy.

Party at Always tonight! Best way to forget the craziness of the last week is to drink it away right?

Free drink for anybody who was switched or who knows someone who was switched :D

How many people here have heard of a Color Run? Or what they call the happiest 5K on the planet? If not it's simple: there is no winner, no rules other than you must wear a white shirt, and everyone is invited. At the end of the event is the biggest party ever complete with paint (completely environmentally safe paint I assure you!). If you don't want to participate you could always donate or sponsor someone to take part! I always need another sponsor.

Seems that the sponsors and myself are aiming for Labor Day weekend. I am waiving the entry fee but if you let me know I can send you a form to collect sponsors. We are donating all the proceeds to local children's hospitals and the Make a Wish charity. It would be great if all the celebrities, famous people, athletes and the like could come out too!

I have already agreed to take pictures, sign autographs and the like myself.

Why, hello there everyone! I guess I'm the newest user at valarnet! I'm Yachiru. Now, we just have the question about what I'm going to call you all.

Is Mr. Snakey around here, by chance?

I think I need more popcorn.

Day Two. Still Male. Not loving this. This body sucks to play pool in. Jes for the record, ah ain't shaving this face. Ah'm pretty sure ah'd start laughin' and cut meself.

Ah guess the guy who has me should be glad it's not that time o'the month, yea? Ah might 'ave actually died laughin' if it were. No one can say ole Rogue doesn't 'ave a sense of humor. Ah'm gigglin' jes thinkin' bout it!

I'm not even sure this body is old enough to drink or if it is that it can handle the amount that I need to consume right now.

[Private to Glimmer, Gin, Merle and Vala]

I appear to be in the body of a twenty something blonde girl. And I really do wish I was joking.

Gotta love this place right?

Ah may have spent a bit too much time in the sun yesterday. Ouch my skin jus' ain't used to the sun here yet. Although one'd think it'd be used to it, considerin' the hours on the farm ah spent previous to my arrival. Ah well, a little aloe and ah'll be right as rain, ya?

Okay, so I guess I should say Hi! I'm Jessie. I'm new to the area and I'm looking to start up my own practice - I'm a veterinarian. Does anybody know of any suitable properties in the area?

Also are there any rental places around who would be willing to let me keep a pet or two? I have a few animals who rely on me and I really can't give them up.

I knew that it would come, eventually, but it's still surprising to actually see it and feel it. My first dream. It would appear that I'm some sort of shinigami.

So how often do these dreams occur to most of you?

[Tessa]

I'm not sure how different you and I are in that...form, I suppose, but we shall see as I dream more.

I have come across two people thus far posting about these dreams that they have had about themselves, or...their alter-ego, more or less, from what it's been sounding like thus far. So I pose a question for all of you here: what sorts of dreams do you have, if you do? Does this dreaming business affect everyone with access to this?

I've come to the conclusion that Americans just don't like healthy foods. Everything is so damn expensive, too. Well, in comparison to Tokyo, it's not, but it's far more expensive than I thought it would be. It's also far, far too hot here during the day. Why did my father have to move here during the summer season?

I suppose it would only be polite to introduce myself on this thing, as it's my first time writing on it. I'm Toshiro Hitsugaya.

So, random question, internet. If you dreamed - y'know, onea those dreams? - about people who're here that you've seen on the boards, would you tell 'em? Or would you find that way too creepy?

Edit: Anyone on here named Stefan Salvatore? I dreamed you lived at a boardinghouse I had, only I was much older. Elena, dreamed of you too. Girls named Bonnie and Meredith too.

Just another day at the office. Slicin' an' dicin' things. (∪｡∪)｡｡｡zzz

Calling all young people who have just graduated high school!

In honor of this fact (and because my sister and her boyfriend are among you) I am opening Always on Monday evening for a party. Non-alcoholic cocktails, music and fun are all yours.

Cover charge of $10 then you're free to drink and dance all night. I look forward to seeing you all there!

Spain was so pretty. I'm glad we went, even if I didn't want to go at first.

When I say you've had enough, you'd have enough an' I'm kickin' your arse out. Be grateful I felt like calling a cab.

How have I not found this network before?

Hello, Valarnet. Are you ready for your closeup?

Ty Lee and I have just returned from an impromptu vacation in Spain WHERE THE HELL IS MY BENDING I AM GOING TOwith some souvenirs for friends (Rarity, darling, I got some pretty fabric for you).

We just needed to get out, and away from this place. I almost didn't want to come back.

Wow, I kinda had a spill there. ヘ（。□°）ヘ

Way bad time ta have the rug pulled out from under me! Right in the middle of flash-step hopping from one modern style 2 story home's roof, to a one story ranch bungalow's roof!

Some ol' lady's standin' over me yellin' loud 'bout her plants, while I lay here and post this from my phone. I kinda ran into her hedges while I was ridin' my bike. Ha! Guess I can't complain? Even if I think I've gotta sprained ankle.

Do I put ice on this or wha? {{|└(>o< )┘|}}

Let's try this again!

JOB.
DO YOU WANT ONE?
WE HAVE ONE.
PART TIME/VARYING HOURS.
BE FUNNYAWESOME.

Talk to us here or stop by For the Lulz! [address, Huntington Beach]

Ask for Fred. Or George.

I've had terrible interrogation dating luck lately.

You get one thing taken care of and three more take its place. I am sick to death of injury and mayhem hounding my family.

Ahem.

Wanted:

One person for part time employment at For the Lulz in Huntington Beach [location]

This person must:
+ Be Hilarious
+ Enjoy practical jokes and pranks
+ Be social and outgoing
+ Know how to count money
+ Be responsible enough to ...uh. show up and stuff. Whatever it is people do for jobs.
+ Be Hilarious
+ The ability to sell water to a drowning man would be nice.
+ Did we mention funny?

+ We can work around student/class schedules, because we're pretty nice.

Inquire within! Or come in and chat with us: Ask for Fred or George. Or both. Or neither. But if you ask for neither, you probably won't get a job.

Ever have one of those days where nothing goes right?

( Private to Loki )

I'm either about to do something brilliant or completely stupid. Wish me luck.

私は昨夜恐ろしい夢を持っていた、そして今私が目を覚ますと、私は夢の中で持っていた私の顔に傷を見つけて下さい！私は恐ろしい見える！How is this possible? Dreams are not real! But I have the same scar! My face is ruined! 私の顔が台無しです！

( ooc: translation )

Girl you know it's true.

Ooh ooh ooh, I love you.

Other awful songs that you can't help but love? Go. Bonus if they're from the 80s and 90s.

It's hard enough studying for finals as a regular college student.

Imagine trying not to accidentally set your study notes on fire. Bending is hard in a normal world.