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The lost and found is rather full again at the club sine the holidays are over.

I suggest if you've think you might have lost something while bar hopping, you have to till Friday inquire about it and than it's gone.

My darling wife binge watched Bridgerton and now wants me to go around talking like the main heroic lead, whispering such nonsense as 'I burn for you'. I don't trust I wont find an outfit on my bed in time.

My first Christmas as a married man is pretty great. Having a wife to decorate the house with, just sit in the dark and cuddle under the lights of the Christmas tree. Katherine St John has made me go soft as a marshmallow.

I actually had a customer complain that we don't have 'Black Friday deals' on cocktails. My god, I hate people more and more with each passing day.

On the 30th, Crescent Yoga Studio is going to have a masked meet and greet for our members.

It will start at 8pm till 10pm! There will be a food, tables to eat, drink and chat at. You must wear and masked, but you don't have to dress up in costume. However there will be a custom contest!

After a great weekend in Louisiana and running errands all morning.


Fangtasia will soon be under new management! Just a few odds and ends here and there, I will own the bar.


Clearly there will be positions open, new bartender, management, servers.


Anyone looking for a job, come see me!

Having whiskey coffee with the sweetest bear in the world.


This is my life now and I'm loving it.


[Elena and Jeremy.]

I'm headed to Louisiana to talk to Sam about the bar.
Just thought I'd let you know.

He asked that question.

I said yes.

I thought dying in my dreams was bad, but now I’ve experienced it in real life and I wouldn’t recommend it. It's not something I want to do again. [Filtered away from Elena and Katherine Gilbert] Especially not when it causes my sisters to turn off their humanity to cope with it. At least in the real world neither of them burned our house down like Elena did in the dreams.

Wedding 2.0 in a few hours.. This time family and friends could be there.

[Katherine]

I can’t wait to marry you. Again.

I cannot adequately express just how tiring it is to dream about the ire my family inspires in others.

The Underworld did remarkably well for the 4th of July. And fireworks weren't the only thing that ended in a bang last night.

Katherine and I said "fuck it" and got married by Elvis at a 24 hour chapel. We will be having an official ceremony later this month, but, hey, I have a wife.

So happy to be back in California and settled in one place for a little while.

This Friday night at seven at Crescent Yoga Studio, Hot Yoga is back!

The classes will fill up quickly, those with membership get first dibs.


But if you don't have one, classes will be 55 dollars for the whole month.


Also sunrise beach yoga, will be starting once again on the 13th. Come start your weekend out right with nature and centering yourself.

I am quite grateful that my life here does not involve millennia-long power struggles. Nor do I need to worry about my past revisiting me quite as harshly in this world as it does in the dream world.

Wow. It's true that reality TV shows will call just about anybody. That Bar Rescue Show called me today to see if I'd be interested in having any of the nightclubs on the show. Uh...no? Our three clubs are fine and we are looking into a fourth. They seemed offended I rejected them.

Cinco de Mayo falls on a Taco Tuesday this year. I feel as if I’ve been training for this moment my entire life.

I am pleased to see that things are going back to normal around here. Especially since the holidays are just around the corner.

I never want to see people shoving a senior citizen out of the way to get to a package of toilet paper again. The poor lad received an ear full from yours truly.

So I mentioned in first post that I'm an event planner. Now that I'm all settled I'd like to work with a few charities to plan events/fundraisers for them. Any recommendations?

Bacon.

It goes without saying that Purgatory in Orange County, The Seventh Level in Los Angeles, and The Underworld in Las Vegas are closed for the time being. All staff will still receive a paycheck during these difficult times. To our loyal patrons, we apologize for the inconvenience, but I'm am sure you understand that the safety of our employees and patrons are our top priority.

This is the time of year I hated the most when I was back in New Orleans. Unruly tourists flood my city for Mardis Gras. February 26th was always a relief when it finally rolled around. The silence was almost deafening once all the parties ended.

Who wants to join a fucking lonely handsome single man at his own club for some drinks?

Lovers of love! If you had to go to a night club for Valentine's Day, what sort of things would you like to see? More slow music for dancing? Specialty drinks? A special menu of romantic bites?

Well I think that’s the last time I take a cab anywhere around here. I called this afternoon to arrange a pickup for tonight and was told to call back an hour prior to what time I wanted to be picked up. Which is all well and fine until you take into account the state I was in at that point with hunger. And the fact that the company kept giving me the run around about it. And finally told me they would try to get someone there to pick me up. Try to. And three hours after the time I’d wanted to be picked up they did manage to get there. And the driver bitched the entire way home about how he was missing out on fares that would have been more lucrative.

I am thinking of going on a cruise I need a vacation. So, tell me, where should I go, what should I do? How long should I stay?

Yup. It's official. I still hate Egg Nog.

Happy Thanksgiving, Orange County. Be safe in this wet and dreary weather.

Winie is settling in really well here. After a few nights of sleeping in different rooms throughout the house I think she's decided on the room across from mine as hers. I'll just have to move some of the furniture out of there to storage for her.

[Damon]
I think I'm going to have to skip coming by the club tonight. I'm just not feeling like myself. My emotions are just all over the place and I think I'm starting to turn. I had to give my maid the rest of the week off because all I could think about was what her blood would taste like so I think this is the only solution that will keep me from not losing control.

[Enzo]
You should come hang out with Winie and I the next time you have a day off. Not tonight but soon.

Halloween is a little over a week away and I still have no idea what to dress up as. Not good considering I'm hosting the costume contest at Purgatory.

I'll be checking out Knotts Scary Farm tonight to get ideas for the clubs scare actors. I love Halloween.

It's 2019, who is out there still making prank phone calls? As though every cell phone doesn't have caller ID on it. I can see who you are.

Also they sounded like they were eleven, who is giving eleven year olds cell phones?

This is not even cool. NOT EVEN. I'm fucking tired and I'm human. This thing better snap back to the way it was.

I will be selling Ciao Bella at the end of the year so I can focus all my time and energy on my nightclubs. If there are any interested buyers, please let me know.

Guess who won a bid on a bakery!

No name yet, no workers yet, I plan on fixing that soon.

But I WON!

I feel like I've leveled up adult wise to level 30!


I own a bakery.

Shit.

The clubs are doing so successful, I was able to buy my mom a new car today. She is now the proud owner of a new Prius.

[Damon]

She is insisting she wants a weekend at the club for herself too, since I took dad to Vegas as a late Fathers Day gift. She said she wants the 'cutest boy there' to serve her drinks.

Have you ever had dreams end, but then end up with reruns, like a greatest hits show gone wrong? Had a shit night, then got to revisit my basement cell, my lover forgetting me, and my brother blaming me for leaving him when his 'best friend' asked me to do it. For the record, I was there. Thanks for all that. Maybe next time we can play Damon's favorites. I had hero hair once.

I'm tired, and I really don't get tired. Anyone want to keep me away from a bottle today?

I feel like an ass not getting to spend time with Dad for Father's Day, what with opening The Underworld and all. So I'm taking him with me to Vegas for the weekend to have a good time. He deserves it.

Everything at The Underworld is ging perfect. God, this had to be our best idea yet.

[Damon]

We should do something special there for Fourth of July. What do you think?

I still don’t know how my underwear ended up on that billboard by the interstate on the way to my house, but I’m taking it as a sign that the universe doesn’t want me wearing them. And who am I to argue with the universe? I do wish I could remember more about why I took them off at Tony’s party but it was probably fun whatever it was I was doing.

Welcome to the Underworld! Tonight is the night- Saturday. Here we go!

We have a club in Vegas, and we are open!

We are right on schedule for The Underworld at Caesars Palace, Las Vegas to have its grand opening on May 27th. It's so close I can taste it.

My biggest issue with Mother's Day, and Father's Day while I'm thinking about it, is that people want to use it to pretend that even the most hellish parents are some type of saint and they get offended when you don't want to play along with their delusion about your parents. You had amazing parents? Great. Lucky you. I'm happy for you honestly. And maybe a little jealous My parents? My mother threw me out of the house the day I turned 18 because my father told her she either threw me out or he'd throw both of us out and fire her from his company after freezing all of her assets. So don't expect me to get all warm and loving about them just because society has decided to give them some damn holidays.

And we come to that time of year again where Employees are asking to take the day off for a Marvel movie instead of, you know, doing their job. The number of last-minute "oh, by the way, can I have this day off" requests is insane.

Crescent Yoga Studio will be closed for a few days. I promise the studio will be up and running on Monday.

If you are member, we will add all the missed days as extra days to your membership.


Sorry for the inconvenience.

This is a bad time to own a bar called Purgatory.

I'll be taking a trip to New York soon. I haven't been in quite some time. What should I do and see while I'm there Orange County?

There's no reason to wake up before noon. Unless it's for breakfast cake. I endorse breakfast cake. It's been a good weekend. Space ice cream, friends, breakfast cake. I'm a very healthy human clearly. Don't you judge me, I see you over there with your muffin that's basically cake anyway.

Thank you all for spending it with me. I guess birthdays aren't satan after all.

Next time someone dies in my dreams I'd prefer not to wake up to a painting of them.

Looks like I'm headed back to film in a couple of weeks. It's an exciting project with elaborate costumes and alien/creature makeup. I've really always wanted to try that. It's going to be completely transforming. I do a lot of period pieces, and I can do a smokey eye like nobody's business, but this will be previously uncharted territory. I'm excited.

For those who want a new spring look, book an appointment now before I get back into the film world.