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Ugh, every idea I come up with of something to do tonight quickly turns into the worst idea ever in my mind. Go to the bars and drink until I drop? Nah, don't do that - it'll be full of gross guys who will hit on you. Go to the gun range? Nah, don't do that - it'll be full of gross guys who will hit on you. Go down to the beach and do some late night surfing/swimming? Nah, don't do that - it'll be fun of gross guys who will hit on you.

It sucks when the guy you like is all zombie-fied So, I'm debating between some wine and netflix or just sucking it up and hitting up some of the Greek parties nearby.

So, I heard this on the radio the other day and it was one of the most fun segments I've heard in a while. And since this is a very diverse group of people I want everyone's opinions.

If you had to pick one song to listen to for the rest of your life, what would it be?

And what song is your favorite song to scream sing?

I think my answer to both of them is: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. It is one of my favorite songs. I even have to do all the instrumentals.

Alright, give me yours!

HONEY I'M HOME!

I don't recognize half of you as well as I should, and I recognize the rest of you much more than you deserve.

Did you know you'll get arrested for using swimming pools to make pancake batter if they aren't your own swimming pool?

I am freaking dying over laughter over this article.
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Guy shares his own wanted post from the local police department then willingly meets up with a fake profile and is arrested. Darwnism in some degree.

In other news: Peanut Butter Jam Session by Ben and Jerry's is delicious.

So the Enterprise locked me out

I have an idea for an adventure, complete with debauchery. Anyone interested?

Do you ever wake up from a dream with your heart pounding? All I did was pass out for a nap and all hell broke loose in my dreams. I woke up with a start and actually had to check around to make sure what happened in my dreams wasn't taking place here. I know it's one of those dreams due to that fact because nothing else has ever felt so real before.

Basically the apocalypse happened and the entire United States (and quite possibly the world) has gone to shit. I'm still a young kid, so I don't know everything that happened, but I did dream about being so upset by everything. My father was in the military like my real life and my mother is still alive right now. We then spent years traveling around the states to try and find shelter. And zombies. I don't really like that part very much.

Well.

It was nice being back to normal. Even if it was short. Had a good Christmas. It was nice.

Dreams are back. Got new polaroids, too. Not a zombie family this time. Bonus. Dreams are getting pretty serious. I am a ballsy zombie. Going into human territory to win back the girl. Who did not like that I ate her boyfriend.

Should have seen that coming.

So...Disneyland was pretty cool. I think I can understand why people like to go there, but I don't think I'll be signing up for an annual pass anytime soon. I doubt it will be as quiet as it was yesterday thanks to all the snow. Roger and Laura convinced me to get a pair of Mickey ears (with my name on back of course) to commemorate the occasion and then we had milkshakes at Sonic after. Maybe this network was a good idea because at least I'm trying things I hadn't before.

But alas, I had to go and ruin my day but calling The General (aka my father) to find out if we were actually doing anything for Christmas. He then decided to spring the news that if we did do anything for Christmas we would have to do it on the Army base and only during a certain time frame because it's too busy working to actually spend time with me. Again.

ARGH. I think I'm going to hit the gym and try to break a punching bag or something and try to resist the alcohol in the cabinets at home. I think I'm getting to Scrooge hatred for the holidays.

Oh my god.

I woke up this morning and I was fine? I am fine. I mean, I look like a real person again. I don't know what happened, or why, but I'm not complaining.

Alright, so I am officially on Winter Break since finals are over. Thank fuck God for small favors on that one. I almost strangled one of my roomies who decided to voice recorded her notes and listened to them on an endless loop in attempt at studying. SO, because of that I need something fun to do this week and it hit me.

Disneyland.

It was mentioned to me and I have to admit that I've never been to Disney before, so I want a group of people to come with me. I need guides so I don't die or get lost on some random ride. I was thinking of going on Thursday in hope that I may avoid a bit of a crowd (I know I'm not going to completely avoid a crowd).

Anyone up for joining me?

[Laura]
Let me know when you want a campus tour this week. I'll be around!

Well, this is just weird. I don't think I've ever been on a message board before. Yeah, I know, I sound like I just ran away from my Amish community, but this is what happens when you were sent to boarding school. We used the internet, but you don't get a lot of downtime to just putz around on it. I wasn't the type of teenager that would post to message boards anyway. But, now I'm older, not much wiser, and I was told this is where the cool kids hang out. So, what do you guys do with this?