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No matter what I do, I can not fall asleep. I even went out for a couple of hours and beat up some thugs and it still didn't wear me out like it usually does. If I don't get some sleep, I'm probably gonna end up falling asleep in class tomorrow and that's no way to make a good impression with my teachers.

I have been unaffected by the recent insanity to hit the area, though I can understand that things have escalated from normal. I want to offer up my services. I am available this afternoon, should anyone wish to experiment with either a powerful sleeping draught, to help one sleep, or a dreamless sleep potion, to try and curb these nightmares.

I cannot make any promises that either of these things will work. But I have them available to try.

Just shot my TV. I guess it's time to lock all the guns up in the armory until this latest bought of OC fuckery is over with. Assuming I can get past the gigantic Demon in the basement.

....I used to be able to handle 2 or 3 days without sleep. Not all that long ago I'd pull that regularly at Uni, until Sam would force me to bed.

I nearly shot my cat. I thought he was a wolf.

I don't know what this is, but I am sure it is some kind of magic. A dark sort.

Falling asleep in the middle of a job interview...

Yeah. I don't even need to wait to know that I won't be getting that job.

OKay, I don't even...

I'm so tired and I keep falling asleep random places, like... I work as a barista guys and they sent me home and I'm actually pretty sure I'm fired. Because I fell asleep right ON the espresso machine. And Asami, she wouldn't wake up yesterday. She's in my bed and she keeps tossing and turning and screaming and I'm pretty worried about her.

And about what Tenzin's going to say now. And classes just started and I'm already missing them. FML.

My friend has been asleep at my apartment for well over twenty-four hours and the only reason I'm not panicking much is because I'm seeing it's happening to other people too. I just don't know how much longer I can go without an actual full blown panic attack because she's tossing and turning and I can tell she's having nightmares and that is really not a good thing especially for her. Is there anything we can do?

I made about six dozen Chocolate Chip Espresso Cookies. They have Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans baked right in. They're for sale at Baxter Bakery until supplies run out. Come on down and buy a cookie!

The offer of a free add shot to any espresso beverage still applies. Just buy a drink and mention Valarnet. I want to make sure to caffeinate everyone who's in danger of falling asleep at the wheel.

Please get to and from work and other places you need to be safely!

Running away from the giant attack catcus results in falling over the couch that I didn't see. That gave me the chance to see the dust dragons. Which for the record don't die when you slice them with a butcher knife.

Which I probably shouldn't be around.

Can anyone speak dust dragon? They look vicious...

It was so real

Where did they go? I swear they were just here. Three women. Anne. Pearl. Emily, I think? They were right in front of me. They were nice and then they turned into monsters. I felt them rip me apart. They were going to kill me. There was blood everywhere...

hey so how long is this shit gonna last because who else is done?/ raise your hand if your done

GRAMMAR

i totally fuxed that up sorry

I had the weirdest day at work today. (Yeah, for those of you I didn't tell? I got a job. I'm working as a receptionist at a fencing school. Pretty cool, right? I might take some classes. Maybe.)

Anyway, after like, a billion nightmares last night, I spent the day dealing with a ton of little kids. It was a birthday party at the school, so I had to get pizza and cake and help out with the kids...

...now I don't want to go back to sleep. I don't want more nightmares. :(

Following on a similar idea to Severus' earlier post, if anyone feels they could benefit from my services, I grow medical grade cannabis. It's really meant for treating serious illnesses and conditions but I see so many posts here between the lack of sleep to severe nightmares (which I'm suffering from too) I thought it best to let you all know. There have been studies done that show cannabis helps with everything from enabling dreamless sleep to dealing with PTSD.

OOC: FYI Gabe's well meaning but the drug will only make things worse or weirder because of the spell LOL He's going to find out himself the hard way!

I'm just going to say, as a fairy tale character, this sleep stuff feels way too familiar for comfort.

Mary Margaret, you're fine, right?

Double shots of espresso. Two monsters. And I'm still falling asleep. I can't sleep. I can't see that again. Going to make some more coffee.

What the heck is going on. Feels like were in a batman movie.

[Kyle Ormond]
Kyle... Hey... Can I ask a favor?